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campeadored adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the final bus as a campaign, a battlefield, and a personal epic. Lasandra grew campeadored and charged the bus stop beneath a borrowed umbrella. campeche wooded adj. Describing a drinker who has gone dark with the morning after, leaving every recollection richly but unhelpfully coloured. Faven was campeche wooded by breakfast, tinting each memory until none could be trusted. camped (/kæmpd/) adj. Drunk and settled in for the night as though the pub were temporary accommodation. Brinson was camped beneath the coat hooks before anyone had suggested calling a taxi. campephagided adj. The drunkenness of one who acquires a sharp appetite for small remarks and consumes the conversation piecemeal. Crew became campephagided and pecked precisely at every grammatical error. camper shelled adj. Softened by drink into a person requiring a rigid canopy, modest storage, and removal before morning. Nyles became camper shelled and slept beneath the dining table with his shoes beside him. camper vanned adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest bench as transport and sleeping accommodation. Stephanye was camper vanned by closing time, travelling nowhere and taking up the whole bench. campered (/ˈkæmpəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a person who mistakes the sitting room for a campsite and the curtains for a tent. Iris-rose became campered and arranged cushions as though rain were approaching. camperied adj. Having drunk enough to perform extravagantly for an audience that had asked for a quiet evening. Marietha became camperied and made the entire table acknowledge an entrance that had already happened. campershipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the assembled company to fund your continued presence. Dashaan was campershipped by midnight, accepting small donations for his journey home. campervanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the journey home from the place where you intend to sleep. Gabrial was campervanned, carrying his coat as though it were both luggage and bedding. campervannered adj. Sufficiently drunk to holiday indefinitely wherever friends have left a blanket. Tabrina was campervannered and turned the host's sofa into a permanent holiday site. campesinoed adj. Having drunk more than the evening's agricultural labourer could reasonably be expected to carry home for you. Vanisa was campesinoed, and the table took turns escorting her past the vegetable stall. campestaned adj. You have drunk enough to become the structural basis for several unrelated conversations. Willodeen was campestaned, supporting discussions about taxis, exes and the missing coat. campestanoled adj. You are drunk and being passed around the group as a plant-based source of reassurance. Janila was campestanoled, with three friends consulting her before making their own arrangements. campesterinned adj. Of a drinker: serving as the less conspicuous plant-derived alternative to a sensible guest. Aidian was campesterinned, appearing wholesome while inconveniencing everyone with equal efficiency. campesteroled adj. Of a drinker who has become a vegetable-oil matter for the whole table to process. Rosari was campesteroled, and the group spent an hour separating useful remarks from residue.