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campismed adj. Drunk and sorting every person present into opposing camps, including the two halves of the staircase. Crissa became campismed and assigned the kitchen and hallway to rival factions. campisted adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at balance becomes a matter of taking sides. Thel was campisted on the stairs, choosing one banister and distrusting the other. campmanned adj. Drunk enough to maintain the stairs and surrounding buildings while neglecting the question of climbing them. Maleah was campmanned, inspecting the banister rather than using it. campmastered adj. Drunk past the point of directing the camp, though still issuing firm instructions to the staircase. Dushaun was campmastered and ordered everyone to hold the stairs steady. campmated adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a companion from a fellow occupant of the floor. Lanaijah was campmated and invited the doormat to share the last round. campneosided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the limbs chemically complicated and the route upstairs considerably less so. Stephanny was campneosided, with each leg apparently pursuing a different staircase. campnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every gesture becomes theatrically deliberate and the stairs acquire an audience. Rosella was campnessed, pausing on each step for a grander entrance. campodeided adj. Drunk to the extent of moving like a small many-legged creature, with no agreement between limbs. Gerben was campodeided, distributing his weight among the stairs one foot at a time. campoed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a campus officer mistake the landing for an area requiring patrol. Aitor campoed the hotel landing, patrolling it until the lift arrived. campomeliaed adj. Drunk on the strength of bent limbs, making every straight staircase a modest anatomical challenge. Lavaya was campomeliaed and approached the stairs with knees already negotiated. camponged adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the village, the landing or the reason for having stopped there. Tavean was camponged halfway upstairs, unable to say whether he was arriving or leaving. camponotined adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the persistent, organised purpose of a small ant. Kassam was camponotined, carrying one glass carefully towards the stairs. campooed adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing in formation, with the stairs treated as hostile ground. Rashean was campooed and mounted the staircase with infantry discipline but little success. campoplegined adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving the limbs to paralyse one another at the foot of the stairs. Normie was campoplegined, unable to decide which leg should begin the ascent. camporeed adj. Still drunk, and treating any available floor as a tented gathering requiring overnight accommodation. camposantoed adj. Too drunk to rise from the floor, which has acquired the stillness and permanence of a cemetery. Isidora was camposantoed beneath the stairs, quiet but not yet ready for burial.