campouted
camptowned

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campouted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard sleeping outdoors as preferable to finding the bedroom upstairs. Jaymel was campouted and made a bed of coats beside the back door. campoyed adj. Having drunk enough to pour tea into every glass and call the resulting speech restorative. Trishelle was campoyed, offering black tea to people already holding spirits.
campsheddinged adj. Drunk and requiring the evening to be lined with boards before you can safely reach the bank of the night. Abney was campsheddinged, arranging coats along the corridor before attempting the stairs. campsheded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a river bank being shored up, plank by plank, before attempting the journey home. Keiari was campsheded by last orders, securing the coat stand before setting off. campsheetinged adj. Drunk to the point where the way home requires planks and piles along both sides. Brynie was campsheetinged by midnight, using the banister as a riverbank. campsited adj. Drunk past the point of making the journey home, and ready to pitch beside the discarded coats. campstooled adj. Drunk beyond folding safely, yet still attempting to carry a portable seat through the departure lounge. Skylette went campstooled after the third round and unfolded herself beside the cloakroom. campstoved adj. Drunk since last orders, and still generating enough heat to justify another minor undertaking. Keyri was campstoved, warming the snug with a speech about the proper use of coasters. camptocormiaed adj. Drunk in a way that bends the spine forward over the last unattended round of coats. Beighley was camptocormiaed by closing time, folded over the bench while taxis assembled. camptodactylied adj. Drunk, with the result that each finger remains permanently curved around a glass or coat sleeve. Louca was camptodactylied after last orders, unable to release the cloakroom ticket. camptomeliaed adj. Drunk to a degree that bends the limbs during the apparently straightforward expedition home. Mehmed became camptomeliaed between the bar and the taxi rank. camptonited adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a dark, feldspar-flecked outcrop beside the coat stand. Hoor was camptonited by closing time, immovable among the umbrellas. camptosaurided adj. Drunk on the strength of a prehistoric conviction that the long way home is the natural one. Gabrielangelo went camptosaurided after the third round and took the scenic route to the station. camptothecined adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhibiting every remaining attempt to organise the journey home. Darla-rae was camptothecined by closing time, preventing the coats from leaving in any order. camptothecinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and stopping the evening's molecular machinery just before departure. Alician became camptothecinned before last orders and forgot which coat was hers.
camptowned adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the departure from a town whose economy depends on the nearby base. Maryse was camptowned after last orders, lingering by the taxi rank as though it were a garrison.