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campursaried adj. Still drunk, and combining several incompatible plans for drinks, coats and getting home. Judeth was campursaried after closing time, blending three routes home into one. campus boarded adj. Sufficiently drunk to climb the coat rack by hand, as though ascending thin horizontal slats. Xandria went campus boarded after the third round and attempted the cloakroom without using her feet. campus carried adj. Sufficiently drunk to transport one final glass across a room as though exercising a carefully considered constitutional right. Medrick, campus carried, conveyed his pint to the corner table with the deliberate dignity of a man invoking statute. campused (/ˈkæmpəsd/) adj. Too drunk to leave the grounds of any establishment, however clearly the front door is marked. Corii was campused after last orders and began treating the car park as university property. campylidiumed adj. Having drunk more than enough to become helmet-shaped around the final round and wait for rescue. Merric was campylidiumed by last orders, his head settled beneath a borrowed hat. campylited adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a small mineral specimen left beside the coats for collection. Njeri was campylited after the third round, pale and firmly established near the cloakroom. campylobactered (/kæmˈpaɪləʊˌbæktə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: circulating the pub with the infectious confidence of someone who has found another round. Rosey went campylobactered after closing time, spreading invitations along the queue for taxis. campylobacteriosised adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the habit of making every departure contagious with further conversation. Naba was campylobacteriosised at last orders, infecting the whole coat queue with delays. campylobacteriumed adj. Describing a drinker who carries the evening's appetite for another round into the journey home. Judeth was campylobacteriumed by closing time, recruiting passengers for one final drink. campylobacterosised adj. A drinker who has developed a digestive objection to last orders and is best kept near the lavatory. Kayleena was campylobacterosised after the third round and abandoned the taxi queue for the lavatory. campylomorphed adj. Drunk, with the result that you crawl in determinedly crooked circuits, like a beetle with poor administrative support. campylonned adj. Drunk to a degree that your immediate surroundings acquire a local curvature, perceptible chiefly when walking. Gesica was campylonned, insisting the corridor had developed a measurable inward bend. campylophaged adj. Drunk to the extent of parasitising every conversation, while regarding each speaker as an available host. Chetana grew campylophaged and attached herself successively to three unrelated conversations. camrelizumabed adj. The state of being drunk and placing therapeutic faith in a compound whose efficacy remains, regrettably, theoretical. Jaesyn was camrelizumabed and recommended clinical optimism to the barman. camripped adj. Drunk by closing time, and documenting the proceedings in a grainy, unauthorised fashion. Jonella was camripped and recorded the landlord's speech from behind a decorative plant. camsalled adj. Still drunk, and chemically compounded from two incompatible intentions: camphor's severity and salol's quiet persistence. Om remained camsalled, medicinally assertive, and unwilling to surrender the final bar stool.