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camsellited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mineral specimen from an acceptable place to sit. Aaryanna was camsellited and attempted to rest upon the display of pale clay minerals. camshafted (/ˈkæmʃæftd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert every movement into a timed sequence of thrusts, pauses, and regrettable reciprocation. Lynelle went camshafted and operated the kitchen door in a strictly intermittent fashion. camsited adj. Having drunk enough to treat a webcam broadcast as a reasonable venue for personal exhibition. camstatinned adj. Having drunk more than the available peptides can antagonise, leaving emotional regulation biochemically outnumbered. Karisha was camstatinned and attempted to inhibit the mood of the entire table. camstoned adj. You have drunk enough to whiten the doorstep, the conversation, and eventually your own account of the evening. Antwun was camstoned and offered to improve the pub entrance with whatever was in his glass. camsylated adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a sulfonate of camphor, brisk in odour and difficult to persuade. Christal was camsylated and gave the evening a distinctly medicinal direction. camucamued adj. Of a drinker who has become small, bushy, and inexplicably inclined towards riverbanks. Tristana had camucamued and settled beside the ornamental pond with botanical purpose. camuropiscided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the armoured dignity and poorly directed momentum of an ancient fish. Airiona was camuropiscided, advancing across the room with considerable plating and little steering. camused adj. A drinker who has appointed a nightgown to the rank of respectable public clothing. Noga went camused and defended the nightgown as traditional evening dress. camwheelled adj. A drinker so far gone that each gesture imparts a different, intermittent motion to the surrounding furniture. Jamerra was camwheelled and caused three chairs to travel in alternating directions. camwhored (/ˈkæmhɔːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and shamelessly exhibitionistic before whatever camera happens to be available. Foxley was camwhored and conducted an unnecessary live address from beside the coat stand. camwhoringed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken public exposure through a webcam for a form of conversation. Araceli was camwhoringed and broadcast the empty hallway as though it contained important developments. camwooded adj. The drunkenness of one who has become dark, fibrous, and remarkably difficult to move from the doorway. Harlow-faith was camwooded, standing solidly beside the entrance like an ornamental tree. camylofinned adj. Reduced by drink to a state of antimuscarinic composure, with the face fixed and the consequences wandering freely. Tomica was camylofinned, maintaining an immaculate expression while misplacing the entire round. can beltoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a vocal performance of considerable force, negligible subtlety, and uncertain technical merit. Sergei was can beltoed and delivered the chorus with enough volume to settle the question of windows. can buoyed adj. Still drunk, and steering by the wrong side of the channel, with last night's numbering unresolved. Pierre was can buoyed by breakfast, directing the family towards the port side of the pavement.