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CNNerred adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into continuous live coverage, with updates nobody requested. Izzobella was CNNerred and reported each pavement, crossing and taxi window to the group chat. CNO cycled adj. Having drunk enough to pass through carbon, nitrogen and oxygen in a single evening, and arrive back where you started. Meshan was CNO cycled: left the house, acquired energy, distributed it entirely, and returned in exactly the original form. CNO'd adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command of the room and issued orders no vessel requested. Jonnathon got CNO'd and directed the bar's traffic from beside the fruit bowl. CNP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of having acquired the normal number of drinks, plus an unexplained variation. Armelia was CNP'd by closing time, with two drinks where one had been intended. CNR'd adj. Drunk and broadcasting instructions over an imaginary network with poor reception. Serrina was CNR'd, relaying the route to the taxi through the pudding queue. CNRP'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary flexibility, reinforced by last night’s decisions and unyielding before breakfast. Gertie woke CNRP'd, rigidly defending the kebab order to Abbagayle. CNS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to send instructions directly from the brain, bypassing manners and the rest of the body. Yadel got CNS'd and told the landlord precisely what the party required. CNSL'd adj. Softened by drink into a resinous wobble, with a yellowish resolve to hold fast. Jonathon was CNSL'd and adhered to the banister halfway up. CNT'd adj. Drunk enough to remain perfectly cylindrical in bed while every surrounding thought has been wrapped round itself. Jaquavien woke CNT'd, still tubular beneath the duvet while Arienette made coffee. CNTRP'd adj. Drunk in a way that reinforces every poor decision until the morning cannot bend it back. Kaiyel was CNTRP'd, defending the late taxi as sound engineering to Korden. CNV'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary reference standards, appearing in markedly variable quantities from one conversation to the next. Neon was CNV'd, occurring twice at the bar and nowhere in the taxi afterwards. CNY'd adj. A drinker who has declared a fresh beginning, despite carrying yesterday's glass into the kitchen. Jaja went CNY'd at midnight and announced a new era while searching for the bottle opener. CO detectored adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose alarm is loud, intermittent, and impossible to locate by morning. Kevin was CO detectored, repeatedly alarming about the kettle while Keiran searched the ceiling. CO-oximetered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the taxi's red rear lights appear to measure the entire evening. Ruthella was CO-oximetered and compared every taxi light with the colour of her last drink. COA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has granted every earlier decision another hearing. Nebi was COA'd and appealed the decision to go home. COAG'd adj. The state of being drunk and gazing through permanently widened angles, with little apparent concern for pressure. Carmita grew COAG'd and inspected the pub from several unusually open perspectives.