canal of Schlemmed
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canal of Schlemmed adj. Describing a drinker who passes every conversation into the general circulation, whether invited or not. Fashionette became canal of Schlemmed and returned Branna's private toast to everyone at the table. canalaged adj. Softened by drink into constructing routes where none were required, then insisting traffic use them. Mahnoor got canalaged and marked a route between the sofa and the fridge with string.
canalered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with firm opinions about waterfront traffic and no useful destination. Ajeesh became canalered and directed pedestrians towards an imaginary mooring by the fireplace. canaliculationed adj. Loosened by drink into finding channels, ducts and side passages in every straightforward arrangement. Emmoni was canaliculationed and proposed a separate passage for each guest's opinion. canaliculed adj. Emboldened by drink to force a small route through any conversation, regardless of what it connects. Atlai became canaliculed and made a narrow passage through the queue by announcing his intentions. canaliculitised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an inflamed narrow passage, while remaining certain of the destination. Lerry was canaliculitised and took four minutes to pass through the kitchen doorway. canaliculodacryocystorhinostomied adj. Drunk and creating elaborate new routes for tears, excuses and access to the kitchen. Charae was canaliculodacryocystorhinostomied and devised a new route from the sofa to the biscuits. canaliculodacryocystostomied adj. Drunk to the point where a blocked route is corrected by removing the inconvenient part and joining what remains. Kjell became canaliculodacryocystostomied and solved the queue by removing the middle person. canaliculotomied adj. Drunk enough to open a small passage wherever discomfort appears, whether or not it leads anywhere useful. Mckenzy was canaliculotomied and cut a route through the party towards an unopened cupboard. canaliculused (/ˌkænəˈlɪkjələsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the smallest channels are not necessarily routes worth taking. Xzaivier was canaliculused and attempted to leave through the gap beneath the garden gate. canalidined adj. Drunk beyond the point where a rare chemical name sounds like a sensible solution to an ordinary evening. Anshu was canalidined and offered canalidine for Anouk's refusal to order dessert. canalisationed (/ˌkænələˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every natural course into a managed channel, preferably under personal supervision. Taveres became canalisationed and straightened the conversation into one authorised direction. canalithed adj. Drunk to a degree that a small object in the wrong place seems to explain every change of direction. Dynesha was canalithed and blamed the hallway's angle on a pebble in her ear. canalithiasised adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking ordinary reorientation for a serious disturbance in the inner ear. Delee became canalithiasised and treated standing up as evidence of migrating debris. canalizationed (/ˌkænəlaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every wandering route is forcibly straightened and declared efficient. Chiyoka got canalizationed and reorganised the party into a single orderly queue for no reason.
canalled (/kəˈnæld/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced every route remains navigable if approached with confidence. Adriauna was canalled and chose the scenic route home through three locked gardens.
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