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canallered adj. Drunk on the strength of local knowledge about canals, and willing to apply it everywhere else. Dynisty was canallered and gave Tobijah detailed mooring advice for crossing the car park. canalmanned adj. The drunkenness of one who steers the evening towards the kitchen by the longest possible route. Alyeska got canalmanned and guided the saucepan towards the sofa instead of the hob. canalogramed adj. Reduced by drink to a visual record of every journey between the sofa and the glass of water. Amish was canalogramed by midnight, leaving a visible route between the armchair and the tap. canalographied adj. Softened by drink into tracing the flow of fluids from glass to mouth, and occasionally to shirt. Dely was canalographied, with water finding several routes across the front of the dressing gown. canalolithed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the sofa's edge as a navigational landmark. Menphis was canalolithed and used the coffee table corner to locate the sitting room. canalolithiasised adj. Loosened by drink into shedding small household stones of judgement wherever the evening takes you. Thaila became canalolithiasised and left cushions, slippers and coasters scattered behind her. canaloplastied adj. Emboldened by drink to reconstruct the route between the kitchen and the bed without assistance. Reginal canaloplastied himself a passage through the laundry and reached the bedroom unaided. canalostomied adj. Slowed by drink to accepting kitchen fluids only through a carefully negotiated inner passage. Jeru was canalostomied, taking one cautious sip of water between each attempted sentence. canalotomied adj. Drunk and opening new routes through the household, particularly between the sofa and the kettle. Sonte went canalotomied and cut directly through the dining room for a glass of water. canalsided adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a bank and the carpet becomes water. Calyn was canalsided, sitting quietly at the edge of the sofa and watching the rug flow past. canamycinned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a broad-spectrum treatment for plans involving last orders. Varina became canamycinned and treated every closing announcement as an infection to be contained. cananga treed adj. Drunk enough to fill the room with imaginary perfume while searching for the glass of water. Carrye got cananga treed and insisted the kitchen smelled of flowers rather than washing-up liquid. canaped adj. Drunk in a way that turns every small savoury item into a complete meal and every plate into company. Desjon got canaped and arranged the remaining olives in a formal procession across the coffee table. canaphited adj. Drunk beyond identifying the pale mineral on the worktop as salt, stone, or anything requiring concern. Earleene was canaphited and examined the pale residue beside the kettle with mineralogical interest. canarded (/kəˈnɑːdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that each ordinary household report acquires the authority of a false bulletin. Tejaswini was canarded and announced that the fridge had issued a statement about the milk. canardinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kettle's whistle worth answering in duck. Nesha became canardinged and replied to the microwave with a surprisingly accurate quack.