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canawlered adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently resident in a canal-side world of one's own construction. Lieutenant was canawlered and offered Kathrynanne directions to a towpath outside the railway station. canbisoled adj. Describing a drinker who has entered an experimental state, with results best recorded privately. Kevon went canbisoled after the cocktails and began testing theories on the fruit machine. canbottled adj. A drinker who has become small, sociable and conspicuously long-tailed when leaving the pub. Harold was canbottled, trailing apologies from the bar to the taxi rank. cancaneused adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a one-woman chorus line, though chiefly for the hallway. cancanned adj. Drunk to a degree that each attempt to rise culminates in a high kick and a minor disgrace. Elyot became cancanned beside the piano and attempted a French chorus line. cancel cultured adj. Drunk since last orders, and publicly withdrawing support from the crisps on the table. Jerikah became cancel cultured and announced a boycott of the salted peanuts. cancelabilitied adj. Having drunk more than is cancellable, though the evening remains open to amendment. Kendia was cancelabilitied and declared the supper postponable until further notice. cancelationed adj. Of a drinker: every arrangement, clause, and intention has been struck from the record. Felisitas became cancelationed and cancelled the meal, the journey, and the explanation. cancelbombed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sending the same refusal to every invitation in sight. Lucinda grew cancelbombed and declined the group chat, the taxi, and further pudding. cancelbombered adj. Drunk by closing time, and personally responsible for terminating every conversation in range. Zyreion became cancelbombered, ending three discussions with one emphatic gesture. cancelbombinged adj. Still drunk, and distributing identical cancellations until the room falls mysteriously quiet. Dayshana remained cancelbombinged, sending the same message to every member of the supper. cancelboted adj. Too drunk to distinguish spam from conversation, and attempting to remove both. Cristyan became cancelboted and deleted the toast from his own plate. canceleered adj. Sufficiently drunk to wheel across the room, miss the intended target, and stoop again for the coat. cancelered adj. A drinker who cancels every signal, including invitations, explanations, and the last bus. Fateema got cancelered and spent ten minutes cancelling the jukebox with a raised finger. cancellabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to become cancellable, particularly where tomorrow's promises are concerned. Junior grew cancellabilitied and withdrew from the breakfast he had enthusiastically arranged. cancellariided adj. You are drunk and moving slowly in a spiral, with the solemn purpose of a nutmeg snail.