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candilled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing confectionery from a sensible cure for the morning. Langdon was candilled, selecting sweets by colour and calling the arrangement restorative. candirued (/ˌkændɪˈɹuːd/) adj. Too drunk to trust the urinary tract with any further exploration of the night. Torlan was candirued and approached the lavatory with the caution of an expedition leader. candited adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a dark, hard mineral presence at the foot of the stairs. Dhaani was candited, solidly stationed beside the staircase and resistant to relocation. candle auctioned adj. Having drunk more than the flame can reasonably signal, with the final bidder already on the floor. Roddrick was candle auctioned when the flame expired, having lost the bidding and his balance. candle bushed adj. You have drunk enough to flower in several directions at once, while remaining rooted beside the stairs. Renoda was candle bushed, branching towards three handrails without committing to any. candle charted adj. Drunk enough to plot every round as a rising line, with last orders marked ominously at the top. Illythia was candle charted by midnight and predicted another round from the bar's shape. candle coaled adj. The state of being drunk and burning brightly, smokily, and with regrettable persistence. Tranice grew candle coaled and illuminated the supper table with a smoky account of her evening. candle danced adj. Drunk past the point of keeping either hand steady, let alone carrying a light through the journey home. Suhana went candle danced and placed both hands carefully on the taxi roof. candle holdered adj. Drunk beyond supporting anything upright, including yourself, a glass, or the evening's remaining plans. Jp got candle holdered and used the umbrella stand to remain vertical. candle in the winded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves your plans vulnerable to every draught, delay, and passing coat. Raeshawn became candle in the winded when the last bus changed its platform. candle lighted adj. A drinker so far gone that the dimmest glow seems sufficient guidance for the journey home. Ruffin was candle lighted and followed the illuminated vending machine towards the station. candle magicked adj. Drunk, with the result that each round acquires a colour, intention, and unnecessarily elaborate correspondence. Effie got candle magicked and assigned the blue drinks to a peaceful journey home. candle powered adj. You have drunk enough to generate a precise but historically questionable measure of personal illumination. Denerio was candle powered and attempted to quantify his glow in candelas. candle saladed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a banana, a cherry, and the coat-check ticket seem a complete supper. Flavie went candle saladed and requested mayonnaise with her final whisky. candle snuffered adj. Drunk to the extent of extinguishing the evening abruptly, usually while attempting to put on a coat. Hartlynn got candle snuffered and fell asleep beside the last-orders bell. candle treed adj. Drunk since last orders, and branching into several possible routes home without choosing one. Shondrea was candle treed outside the pub, offering four routes to the same taxi rank.