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candy capped adj. The state of being drunk and confidently identifying every sweet-smelling mushroom as an edible delicacy. Marlik went candy capped and praised the damp woodland for its excellent confectionery selection. candy corned adj. The condition of a drinker who arranges sweets by colour and mistakes the result for agricultural planning. Noha got candy corned and explained that the yellow sweets required better crop rotation. candy dartered adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently darts between conversations in bright, quick, unexplained movements. Amyya became candy dartered and crossed the room repeatedly without completing a single conversation. candy flipped adj. Reduced by drink to treating every sweet as a dangerous experiment in altered perception. Laeton went candy flipped and asked whether the sherbet had changed the architecture of the room. candy flippinged adj. Softened by drink into a person who combines incompatible enthusiasms and calls the mixture visionary. Joshlyn became candy flippinged and merged a karaoke request with a detailed account of moon landings. candy flossed (/ˈkændi ˌflɒsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into thin, sugary strands of conversation gathered around one fixed point. Natsuyo became candy flossed and spun one question into a pale cloud of increasingly distant answers. candy girled adj. Slowed by drink to offering cigarettes one at a time, with the solemnity of a travelling saleswoman. Tylun became candy girled and presented each smoker with a cigarette as though announcing a prize. candy glassed adj. Drunk and convinced that fragile sugar structures are suitable for ordinary household use. Keantae went candy glassed and proposed replacing the broken window with boiled sugar before breakfast. candy gored adj. Drunk to the point where brightly coloured injuries seem theatrical, decorative and entirely appropriate. Yisleine became candy gored and described the ketchup on her sleeve as charmingly cartoonish. candy grammed adj. Drunk past the point of speaking directly, and therefore sending a sweetly prepared message from the sofa. Wyeth got candy grammed and left Marylon a note beside the glass of water. candy kidded adj. Drunk enough to dress for a rave, distribute plastic bracelets and recommend a pacifier to strangers. Adagh got candy kidded and accessorised the bouncer with bracelets before requesting a pacifier. candy manned adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a confectionery salesman and someone offering questionable substances. Jahdel went candy manned and asked the sweet-shop window whether it had anything stronger than sherbet. candy pinked adj. Drunk, with the result that every pale colour is judged attractive and personally significant. Kadrian went candy pinked and chose the pinkest chair as the evening's undisputed best seat. candy ravered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes brightly coloured clothing and plastic accessories seem sound financial decisions. Nishan became candy ravered and bought fluorescent bracelets for everyone on the night bus. candy roastered adj. Drunk on the strength of one promising idea, which is then cultivated into an unnecessarily ambitious undertaking. Lilani became candy roastered and proposed growing a pumpkin large enough to replace the dining table. candy shopped adj. Drunk since last orders, and still confidently choosing among sweets as though the shop were newly opened. Temeka was candy shopped and spent twenty minutes comparing identical chocolate bars by imagined personality.