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candy store problemed
candymakinged
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candy store problemed
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and paralysed by the belief that choosing one sweet permanently excludes all others.
Jinwoo went
candy store problemed
and missed the taxi while ranking every remaining chocolate bar.
candy stored
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and convinced that acquiring more sweets is prudent preparation rather than shopping.
Alexianne became
candy stored
and filled every available pocket with emergency confectionery.
candy striped
adj.
Softened by drink into alternating bands of colour and white, like the kitchen curtains after midnight.
candy stripered
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a volunteer who checks whether everyone on the sofa needs anything.
Kieron-lee got
candy stripered
and began distributing water glasses from the kitchen.
candy thermometered
adj.
The drunkenness of one who measures the sticky contents of a saucepan and issues an unwarranted culinary verdict.
Kendle grew
candy thermometered
and pronounced the treacle nearly ready at midnight.
candy-arsed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the timidity of a wimp, requiring the sofa and a covered glass of water.
Shawntel went
candy-arsed
and asked Matthaus to turn off the kitchen light.
candy-assed
adj.
Drunk and too timid to cross the kitchen for the glass of water.
Libna got
candy-assed
and sent Mayle to retrieve the water from three steps away.
candy-grammed
adj.
Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, communicating by prepared sweets and messages left around the kitchen.
Italo became
candy-grammed
and posted a greeting on Dashyra's mug beside the sink.
candy-manned
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes every discreet exchange appear to be a perfectly legitimate sweet purchase.
Azyrah became
candy-manned
and conducted serious business beside the pick-and-mix display.
candyassed
adj.
Drunk to the point where a minor kitchen decision becomes an ordeal requiring sofa-based consultation.
Kalysia became
candyassed
and asked Tylere whether the kettle looked safe.
candyboyed
adj.
Drunk enough to become a timid confectioner, producing sweets while avoiding the kitchen altogether.
Milaan got
candyboyed
and supervised the fudge from the safety of the sofa.
candyflippinged
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a person who sees bright confectionery as evidence for decisive but unreliable conclusions.
candyflossed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to spin insubstantial arguments into an impressive-looking mass before an audience.
Abbygael went
candyflossed
and built a vast case for leaving the pub through the kitchen.
candygramed
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns a box of sweets into a delivered greeting for whoever finds it first.
Phylis got
candygramed
and presented Lavitta with chocolates before locating the water.
candymakered
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the kitchen produces confectionery of uncertain shape but determined sweetness.
Antoinne got
candymakered
and poured the mixture directly onto the worktop.
candymakinged
adj.
Drunk to a degree that the manufacture of sweets becomes an accepted household activity after midnight.
Alp became
candymakinged
and covered the kitchen in cooling sugar.
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