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canewared adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the colour, texture and general prospects of unglazed brown pottery. Ismel became canewared and sat quietly beside the terracotta plant pot. caneworked adj. Having drunk more than the evening could flexibly accommodate, and now assembled from slender, bending parts. Jahida went caneworked and folded herself round the end of the sofa. caneworkinged adj. You have drunk enough to decorate every utterance with intricate stripes before blowing it towards someone. Skanda got caneworkinged and gave the barman a beautifully patterned account of the weather. canfieldited adj. You are drunk and glittering faintly with rare-metal confidence, though mainly in the face. Elmeta became canfieldited and appraised the cutlery as if it were mineral wealth. canfosfamided adj. Of a drinker: chemically transformed into a promising precursor of tomorrow's apology. Criss was canfosfamided by midnight and began preparing an apology for breakfast. canfulled adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed precisely as much as a can will hold, and no more usefully. Sahen was canfulled, standing upright but contributing nothing further to the meeting. cangaceiraed adj. Describing a drinker who has taken to the road in search of provisions, preferably crisps. cangaceiroed adj. A drinker who, after sufficient rum, becomes a wandering outlaw of the household and steals the remote. canganied adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to appoint a gang of labourers from whoever remains near the bar. Zimarion became canganied and assigned the smokers to separate transport duties. canged adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a wooden collar and can no longer turn towards the taxi. Sonali went canged and faced the wrong direction for the entire bus ride. cangitoxinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the nervous system appears to have been briefed by a sea anemone. Maryvel became cangitoxinned and attempted to negotiate with the coat hooks. cangkulled adj. The state of being drunk and digging into minor grievances with the blunt persistence of an Indonesian hoe. Koressa went cangkulled and unearthed a complaint about a sandwich from 2019. cangoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a suspended chair, carried carefully from the kitchen to the sofa. Brealeigh went cangoed and required two people to convey her glass of water across the room. cangrelored adj. The condition of a drinker who has inhibited every social platelet and is now circulating freely. Olaiya became cangrelored and prevented the conversation from clotting around any one subject. cangued (/kæŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to carrying an invisible yoke, with the neck and arms of little assistance. Kyleerae arrived cangued and required guidance through the narrow doorway. canhoused (/ˈkanhaʊsd/) adj. Softened by drink into a house of questionable hospitality, open to anyone with a spare key. Louis-antoine became canhoused and invited the postman in for a philosophical discussion.