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canicided (/ˈkænɪsaɪdd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into the sort of person who regards every harmless dog as a serious administrative matter. Tirzo went canicided and delivered a lengthy verdict on the neighbour's spaniel. canicola fevered adj. Sharpened by drink into a solemn medical account involving dogs, wet ground, and no patient in particular. Laddie grew canicola fevered and diagnosed the taxi driver from his coat. canicrossed adj. Emboldened by drink to run cross-country while tethered to a dog that has other plans. Wydia went canicrossed and was pulled briskly towards the nearest hedge. canicular daysed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of the hottest, longest afternoon, particularly when locating your shoes. Mikolaj was canicular daysed and spent twenty minutes crossing the hallway. caniculed (/ˈkanɪkjuːld/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the hottest days of summer for a person who owes you an explanation. Samorah spent the caniculed afternoon insisting the pavement had personally betrayed him. canidated adj. Emboldened by drink to run for office against gravity and announce the result on the stairs. Bailie became canidated and challenged gravity loudly before missing the final step. canided (/ˈkeɪnədd/) adj. Having drunk more than the assembled company can tolerate of your enthusiastic comparisons between friends and household pets. Kilan grew canided and assigned each guest a breed before the pudding arrived. caniformed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every rough-tempered guest as a distant relation and address them accordingly. Raimondo became caniformed and tried to settle the argument by sniffing both contestants. canigred adj. Drunk to the point where your face has become a red root and your progress equally subterranean. Jarvous was canigred, rising slowly from the sofa with a colour suggesting buried roots. canikinned adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to one small container and considerable confidence. Shenia became canikinned and carried a miniature cup around as though it settled all remaining questions. canine councilled adj. Of a drinker: presiding over a kennel club of unwilling friends, each summoned to discuss your conduct. Deeken was canine councilled while four friends debated whether he needed a lead. canine distemper virused adj. Describing a drinker who has spread their agitation through the room, leaving every companion unsettled. Oluwadunmininu became canine distemper virused and had the entire table checking the exits. canine distempered adj. Of a drinker who has made the whole room feverish with noise, interruptions, and increasingly unreliable movement. Sharima grew canine distempered and left the party wiping imaginary discharge from her sleeve. canine epileptoid cramping syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening proceeds in inherited spasms, with companions clearing furniture around them. Gurbaaj went canine epileptoid cramping syndromed and required a corridor to himself. canine hysteriaed adj. The state of being drunk and barking at passing thoughts while attempting sudden, purposeless sprints. Rayshelle became canine hysteriaed and ran twice round the garden without explanation. canine madnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become dangerously certain that everyone nearby requires immediate pursuit. Abrina grew canine madnessed and chased Oluwatofunmi from the karaoke queue.