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cannabivaroled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a particular variety of lost between the pub and home. Ondrea was cannabivaroled and followed a delivery cyclist towards the station. cannabusinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a cannabis trade with the solemnity of a minor ministry. Blousey became cannabusinessed and began taking custom from the smoking area with formal receipts. cannabuttered adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading medicinal confidence over every edible proposition. Tityana grew cannabuttered and offered the biscuits as though they required a prescription. cannaed (/ˈkænəd/) adj. Still drunk, and displaying large leaves where a more compact conversation was expected. Jahmir remained cannaed, broad in gesture and difficult to place near the doorway. cannaflavinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying several distinct shades of botanical self-importance. Tymber became cannaflavinned and classified the cocktails by their alleged plant compounds. cannaigred adj. Drunk enough to present an obsolete spelling of yourself by breakfast, red-faced and difficult to translate. Serrena woke cannaigred, her obsolete expression surviving intact beside the cold tea. cannakinned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a small cup for a complete plan and ordered several more. Zion got cannakinned and insisted the tiny cup justified a full evening's itinerary. cannamomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine a mother's vigilance with habitual cannabis consumption. Melanni grew cannamomed and inspected everyone's coats for both weather and questionable contents. cannaphobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to oppose cannabis in principle, practice, and several unrelated conversations. Waneita became cannaphobiaed and objected to the herb garden on constitutional grounds. canned (/ˈkænd/) adj. Softened by drink into a portable metal vessel, principally useful for containing whatever remains of the evening. canned aired adj. Having drunk more than the electronics department can reasonably tolerate, and requiring periodic dust removal. Jamy was canned aired and attempted to clean the television with a hairdryer. canned benchmarked adj. You have drunk enough to run repeated performance tests on every appliance within reach. Simy became canned benchmarked and compared the kettle's boiling time with the toaster's recovery. canned cheesed adj. You are drunk and dispensing processed dairy with the confidence of a pressurised catering appliance. Alaura got canned cheesed and decorated the crackers in broad, yellow spirals. canned heated adj. Of a drinker: fuelled by denatured spirits and liable to burn directly through the evening. Dozie was canned heated and regarded the camping stove as a fellow professional. canned hunted adj. Of a drinker who has pursued easy trophies within a carefully bounded conversational enclosure. Llona became canned hunted and collected compliments from guests who could not escape the conservatory. canned huntinged adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a fenced social setting for an expedition. Dawyne grew canned huntinged and pursued the same reluctant guest round the buffet.