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canned laughtered adj. A drinker who supplies prerecorded amusement at intervals, irrespective of the preceding remark. Olutosin became canned laughtered and inserted studio mirth after each sentence. canned responsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every question receives the same carefully preserved answer. Maralene became canned responsed and replied ‘absolutely’ to enquiries about transport, weather, and dessert. cannel coaled adj. Reduced by drink to a bright, smoky fuel source with opinions about combustion. Antonis became cannel coaled and described the fireplace as an intellectual equal. cannellaed adj. Sharpened by drink into cinnamon: aromatic, pointed, and applied where no seasoning was requested. Batoul became cannellaed and corrected the barman's pronunciation with spiced precision. cannelled adj. The condition of a drinker who burns brightly through conversation while producing considerable smoke. Cydny became cannelled and delivered a brilliant, smoky argument about the cheese board. cannellini beaned adj. Slowed by drink to the measured, pale, quietly persistent pace of a kidney bean. Dalpha became cannellini beaned and took seven minutes to cross the small dining room. cannellinied adj. Emboldened by drink to present oneself as a white kidney bean of considerable culinary consequence. Lazelle grew cannellinied and claimed the buffet's bean salad as her personal province. cannelloned adj. Drunk and shaped for filling: broad of aspect, hollow of judgement, and awaiting further stuffing. Bonnelle became cannelloned and accepted the bread basket as though it were a formal filling. cannelonned adj. Having drunk more than the morning can comfortably hold, and waking with every groove of the night impressed upon you. cannelured adj. You have drunk enough to wake with a neat ring round the evening, and no memory of how it was made. cannequinned adj. You are drunk and woven too loosely to manage the morning without coming apart at the edges. Amelda remained cannequinned, her carefully arranged plans unravelling before coffee. cannered (/ˈkænəɹd/) adj. Of a drinker: sealed up after the evening, preserving last night's contents rather too successfully. Elyus appeared cannered at breakfast, retaining every unfortunate remark in perfect condition. canneried adj. Of a drinker who has been processed by the evening and stacked away for later inspection. Austinmichael woke canneried, neatly arranged but unsuitable for immediate consumption. cannerymanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the evening processing cans and now works by conveyor habit. Tauren was cannerymanned, sorting empty cans into rows instead of going home. cannflavinned adj. Describing a drinker who wakes with a medicinal brightness and an unhelpful confidence in the kitchen. Mauna was cannflavinned at breakfast, bright-eyed and searching the cupboards for a remedy. cannibal sandwiched adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast becomes raw, layered, heavily seasoned, and best approached with rye. Jahzir was cannibal sandwiched, assembling a formidable breakfast before anyone had found plates.