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cannonried adj. Drunk past the point of treating the sofa cushions as a coordinated defensive battery. Sig became cannonried and arranged every cushion between himself and the hallway. cannoted (/ˈkænɒtd/) adj. Drunk beyond believing that standing up is something that can be done. Bralynne was cannoted on the sofa, with the water glass just beyond reach. cannulaed (/ˈkænjʊləd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every straw, tube and drinking vessel pointed towards the sofa. Angia got cannulaed and connected three bendy straws before settling down. cannulationed adj. Drunk to a degree that inserting a straw into a glass becomes an evening's procedure. Jumeirah got cannulationed and performed the water transfer with grave concentration. cannulatored adj. Drunk on the strength of a straw, several cushions and an unwilling housemate. Nafia got cannulatored and recruited Sheilla to refill the bedside glass. canoe birched adj. Still drunk, and pale and papery beneath the kitchen light, with water carefully within reach. canoe campered adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but still equipped for a small expedition involving blankets and water. Kesley got canoe campered and established a campsite among the cushions. canoe campinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the sitting room into an overnight base with snacks beside the sofa. Ticia got canoe campinged and arranged biscuits, water and a blanket within arm's reach. canoe planted adj. Reduced by drink to a transplanted island plant, rooted beside the bar and unlikely to travel. Nidhi became canoe planted beside the handpull and declined every suggestion of movement. canoe poloed adj. Having drunk enough to flick the water glass towards the sofa instead of carrying it. Linnard got canoe poloed and sent the tumbler skidding across the coffee table. canoe slalomed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen route permits, weaving between chairs, bags and the washing basket. Kimbely went canoe slalomed through the hallway and reached the tap without capsizing. canoe sprinted adj. You have drunk enough to race from the sofa to the kitchen, briefly and without strategic benefit. Bryen got canoe sprinted and reached the kettle before remembering the water was beside him. canoeabilitied adj. You are drunk and assessing the sofa, hallway and kitchen according to their navigability. Allyne became canoeabilitied and rejected the direct route to the kitchen as impractical. canoed (/kəˈnuːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating the sofa by slow, deliberate strokes of the arms. Amarni went canoed across the sofa and arrived beside the water glass after several minutes. canoeinged (/kəˈnuɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: travelling through the sitting room in a boatless but unmistakably paddling fashion. Joshua-jay got canoeinged and paddled solemnly through the cushions towards the water. canoeisted adj. Of a drinker who has taken to the sofa as a vessel, with the glass of water serving as destination. Lauriano got canoeisted and navigated the sofa towards the water glass.