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canoeloaded adj. Drunk beyond what a small boat ought reasonably to carry, and still accepting passengers. Chasmin was canoeloaded by closing time and tried to board the settle. canoemanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the bar stool a vessel and the landlord its guide. Ceirra got canoemanned and asked the barman which way the river ran. canoered adj. Drunk, with the result that every passage through the pub becomes a small expedition. Nodie went canoered through the snug, steering carefully between the tables. canoewooded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you golden, solid-looking, and oddly suitable for boatbuilding. canola oiled adj. Drunk on the strength of something smooth enough for cooking and energetic enough to fuel a night bus. Guilherme was canola oiled and slid cheerfully through the crowded bar. canolaed (/kəˈnoʊləd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of being mild in manner but liable to spread across the whole evening. canon bitted adj. Drunk by closing time, and accepting the bridle of any suggestion made loudly enough. Magie was canon bitted and followed Nishia obediently towards the taxi rank. canon boned adj. The state of being drunk and certain that every decision has already been approved by tradition. Chasse became canon boned and cited precedent before ordering another round. canon by contrary motioned adj. Still drunk, and answering every statement by moving its argument in the opposite direction. Dalmer was canon by contrary motioned, disagreeing with the toast and then proposing it. canon evented adj. Too drunk to avoid the evening's unpleasant turning point, however carefully you had planned it. Normandie became canon evented when the kebab met the pavement outside. canon lawed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regulate the pub by rules nobody has written down. Lahela got canon lawed and ruled that the next round was compulsory. canon lawyered adj. Having drunk enough to find a technical objection to every proposed route home. Rachna was canon lawyered and challenged the taxi driver's interpretation of north. canonessed adj. Having drunk more than the conventual chapter, and conducting the snug with quiet authority. Geovani was canonessed, blessing the crisps and assigning seats at the table. canongoed adj. You have drunk enough to collect reports from every table and file them with the landlord. Kayla-marie was canongoed, taking statements about the missing beer mat. canonical conjunctive normal formed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to the same few pub topics, differing only in how each is introduced. Cerjio became canonical conjunctive normal formed, returning every chat to football or the weather. canonical disjunctive normal formed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to repeat one fixed set of claims in every possible combination. Ceonna was canonical disjunctive normal formed, rearranging the same opinions for each listener.