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canonical ensembled adj. Describing a drinker who occupies every possible conversational state at the pub's fixed temperature. Shyniece was canonical ensembled, simultaneously ordering, reminiscing, and losing her coat. canonical formalismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement follows a grand system, chiefly the Hamiltonian route to chips. Gurdeep was canonical formalismed, deriving his journey to the takeaway from first principles. canonical formed adj. A drinker who has been reduced to the standard pub version of himself. Vena was canonical formed by nine, consisting chiefly of lager, opinions, and a coat. canonical houred adj. The state of being drunk and dividing the day into solemn intervals between pints. Mallarie was canonical houred, announcing each three-hour service with another round. canonical obedienced adj. The condition of a drinker who follows the senior regular's instructions without troubling to understand them. canonical sequenced adj. The drunkenness of one who has said the most customary pub phrase at each stage of the evening. Lakitha became canonical sequenced, selecting the expected remark for every round. canonicaled (/kəˈnɒn.ɪ.kəld/) adj. You are drunk and dressed, in imagination, for a formal service rather than the public bar. Jaynah was canonicaled and attempted a solemn procession towards the toilets. canonicalisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting that the evening be reduced to one officially sanctioned version. Thomasene became canonicalisationed and issued the definitive account of who had paid. canonicalitied adj. Reduced by drink to the approved form of a regular, with no unusual features remaining. Sheronica was canonicalitied by closing time, a perfectly standard presence at the bar. canonicalizationed (/kəˌnɒnɪk(ə)laɪ̯ˈzeɪ̯ʃənd/) adj. Still drunk, and regarding the least remarkable explanation as the only acceptable one. Jeter was canonicalizationed, declaring the missing umbrella an established fact. canonicalnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an established answer from one written on the back of a receipt. Caytlen grew canonicalnessed and treated the handwritten bar tab as authoritative. canonicated adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the office of a cathedral dignitary as a practical career option. Elexis became canonicated and asked whether the cathedral supplied robes. canonicitied adj. Having drunk enough to assign an official degree of sacredness to the leftovers. Trona got canonicitied and declared the chips doctrinally indispensable. canonicsed adj. Having drunk more than theology can accommodate, and finding the biblical canon in the coat cupboard. Zayleen became canonicsed and searched the pub for the missing books of scripture. canonisanted adj. You are drunk and treating the final term in every equation as though it had been beatified. Latatia became canonisanted and blessed the calculator before dividing the bill. canonisationed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub's regulars for candidates for perpetual veneration. Alecsis became canonisationed and commended the barman to perpetual admiration.