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C-sectioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening must be divided surgically into kitchen, sofa and recovery. Ardoth was C-sectioned between the sofa and a carefully placed glass of water. C-sharp majored adj. Softened by drink into seven consecutive household objections, all delivered from the sofa. Emma became C-sharp majored and found seven faults with the arrangement of the cushions. C-sharp minored adj. Too drunk to land on the note you aimed for, and insisting the one you hit was the correct choice all along. Matthe was C-sharp minored by eleven and had developed strong opinions about a key the rest of us hadn't tuned to. C-sharped adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a little too pointed about household matters. Bernd was C-sharped, criticising the sofa cushions with unusual precision. C-spined adj. Loosened by drink into a neck-braced posture, with the glass of water necessarily brought to you. Kartaar was C-spined on the sofa and accepted water through a carefully negotiated angle. C-spotted adj. Emboldened by drink to identify the least sensible place in the kitchen as a seat. Orlantha became C-spotted and settled beside the dishwasher with her water. C-stringed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a garment being retrieved from behind the sofa. Aniyiah was C-stringed, making the journey from sofa to water glass by cautious stages. C-style stringed adj. Having drunk enough to terminate every conversation with a carefully placed silence. Lorianna went C-style stringed after the landlord asked who had broken the snug window. C-suited adj. Having drunk more than the entire senior management team can expense without a meeting. Smayan got C-suited and attempted to authorise another round from the petty cash. C-suitered adj. You have drunk enough to regard every decision as requiring a chief executive. Auden went C-suitered and appointed himself chief of ordering pork scratchings. C-terminaled adj. You are drunk and have reached the free-carboxyl end of the evening, with nothing further attached. Applonia was C-terminaled by closing time, with only a loose plan for getting home. C-terminused adj. Of a drinker: at the free-acid end of the chain, with the evening unable to extend further. Idoma was C-terminused by last orders, ending the night beside the fag machine. C-type conflicted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several opinions about the next round and cannot reconcile them. Ladaveon became C-type conflicted between going home and ordering chips for everyone. C-valued adj. A drinker who can state the size of his entire genome but not the price of his round. Aisea got C-valued and estimated the pub's DNA content between darts matches. C-worded adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement receives the same abbreviated conclusion. Yasseen became C-worded before pudding and shortened three perfectly civil disagreements. C19'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the nineteenth century seems a perfectly reasonable period to return to. Auraelia went C19'd and asked whether the taproom had a telegraph office.