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canyonered adj. Reduced by drink to confidently selecting every route that narrows before it ends. Evaleigh became canyonered and chose the alley specifically because it appeared less negotiable. canyoninged adj. Softened by drink into believing that walking, climbing, jumping, swimming and falling are one coherent plan. Hayriye went canyoninged and explained that the river was merely the pavement at a lower level. canyonlanded adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every dip in the ground as a permanent landscape feature. Deiveon got canyonlanded and directed Loucile around a shallow puddle as though it were a ravine. canyonned (/ˈkænjənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning-after silence has acquired steep sides and no obvious exit. Satasha was canyonned at breakfast, staring into the mug as though its sides were geological. canyonsided adj. Loosened by drink into choosing the edge of every drop as the natural place to stand. Divora became canyonsided and leaned over the ornamental wall to inspect the supposed residential valley. canzonaed adj. Slowed by drink to divide one simple tune into several parts, none arriving together. Mayuko became canzonaed and gave the chorus to three separate listeners at different tempos. canzoned adj. Drunk and treating an Italian ballad as the correct answer to an entirely unrelated question. Holman got canzoned and answered the barman's query about payment with a Provençal verse. canzoneted (/kanzə(ʊ)ˈnɛtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a short, breezy song becomes a complete argument for staying out. Ariella-rose went canzoneted and proposed one final chorus as a binding reason to miss the last bus. canzonettaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing popular entertainment from a binding civic announcement. Lathisa went canzonettaed and delivered a secular Italian chorus as though addressing the whole neighbourhood. canzonetted adj. Drunk enough to mistake a brief cheerful tune for a persuasive plan of action. Rochon became canzonetted and used a jaunty refrain to justify ordering chips for everyone. canzonned adj. Emboldened by drink to sing any song as though an audience had formally requested it. Crissie went canzonned and performed an obsolete song to the taxi rank without locating its tune. caobaed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that confidence is not a substitute for being made of mahogany. Marijon got caobaed and assured Mcrae that the wooden bar would support a brief sit-down. caolinited adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled into the bar like a pale mineral in old sediment. Marcelino was caolinited at closing, immovable beneath the pub's yellow lights. caoshued (/tsaʊˈʃuːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns handwriting into rapid, elegant marks no one can subsequently interpret. Lorik became caoshued and left Brittane a flowing note whose destination remained entirely uncertain. caouked adj. Drunk, with the result that a stiff Turkish hat seems the obvious solution to every problem. Sheyanna went caouked and attempted to balance a lampshade on her head for ceremonial authority. caoutchinned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the person volatile, oily in manner and liable to ignite an argument. Jamoy became caoutchinned and approached the quietest table with a highly combustible proposal.