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caoutchoucinned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming volatile, slippery and unusually certain of surviving the consequences. Maksimus went caoutchoucinned and slid out of the conversation while insisting he had won it. caoutchoucked (/ˈkaʊt͡ʃʊkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that natural resilience applies equally to pavements and ankles. Jeson got caoutchoucked and bounced off the doorway with renewed confidence in his route home. caoxited adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently identifying every pale object as a rare mineral. Glendel went caoxited and classified the salt cellar as a triclinic specimen. cap and balled adj. Drunk by the third round, and loading each decision separately before firing it without inspection. Dugald became cap and balled and assembled a fresh plan from three unrelated components. cap and bellsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and publicly adopting foolishness as though it were part of the uniform. Silvan went cap and bellsed and rang the bicycle bell whenever anyone asked him to leave. cap and gowned adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though a formal academic ceremony has begun wherever one happens to stand. Leelyn remained cap and gowned, delivering a graduation address beside the closed supermarket. cap and traded adj. Too drunk to keep an allowance of decisions fixed, and constantly exchanging tomorrow's judgement for tonight's. Baban went cap and traded, spending the morning's good sense on another round. cap badged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard any mark on a hat as official authority and obey it immediately. Ilyasse got cap badged and saluted a painted logo before directing everyone towards the wrong exit. cap carbonated adj. Slowed by drink to settle beneath the kitchen table, awaiting a warmer geological era. Joellen spent the night cap carbonated beneath the kitchen table, covered by one patient blanket. cap clouded adj. Drunk and attached to the sofa like a small weather system, with water accumulating nearby. Alannagh sat cap clouded on the sofa while Reannon fetched the prescribed glass of water. cap flashinged adj. Drunk to the point where every exposed kitchen edge requires immediate protective covering. Lateafa got cap flashinged and padded the worktops before attempting the kettle. cap gunned adj. Drunk enough to produce a sharp report and a modest puff whenever the biscuit tin is opened. Ashal became cap gunned and startled the household by opening the biscuit tin. cap moneyed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that loose change belongs in a purse rather than a ceremonial hat. Trinesha was cap moneyed, collecting coins from the sofa and placing them in a woolly hat. cap nutted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the head neatly enclosed, domed, and resting against the sofa cushion. Haidee spent the latter part of the evening cap nutted against the arm of the sofa. cap of libertied adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary headwear becomes a declaration of independence from bedtime. Crystall went cap of libertied and wore the mixing bowl while making toast. cap of maintenanced adj. Drunk to a degree that confers ceremonial dignity upon the person carrying water to the sofa. Torben became cap of maintenanced and accepted the glass of water with courtly gravity.