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cape seahorsed adj. Having drunk enough to stand upright only by gripping the furniture with a decorative tail. cape-pondweeded adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake a bowl of aquatic flowers for a substantial supper. Shanaz grew cape-pondweeded and asked whether the green dish came with bread. capeadored adj. You are drunk and distracting an unseen bull with the confidence of a ceremonial assistant. Breaker became capeadored, flourishing a napkin whenever anyone mentioned the bill. capeaed adj. You have drunk enough to enter the arena and invite the smaller livestock to participate. Kacey-louise went capeaed and tried to negotiate with a young bull near the refreshments. capecitabined (/kæp.əˈsaɪ.tə.biːnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become orally administered and is now pursuing the metastatic remains of dinner. Takedra got capecitabined and ordered a second meal for an ailment no doctor had diagnosed. capecitabinned adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the evening into a targeted therapy for whatever remains on the table. Earlisa was capecitabinned, applying precise attention to every unattended portion of pudding. caped (/keɪpd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a headland from the route home, and attempting both by sea. capekinoed adj. A drinker who has mistaken the pub television for a festival screening and is reviewing the adverts. Alvena got capekinoed and discussed the crisps advert as though it had won a major prize. capelanned adj. The state of being drunk and resembling a small fish whose principal achievement is remaining afloat. Alycia was capelanned by ten, drifting between conversations with silvery concentration. capeleted adj. A drinker so far gone that a cardigan has acquired the ceremonial status of evening wear. Jaythan became capeleted and received the cloakroom ticket as a formal appointment. capelined (/ˈkæp.əˌlind/) adj. Softened by drink into a helmeted relic, fit chiefly for protecting the head from the bedside table. Jandel became capelined and wore the lampshade as though returning to military service. capelinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become small, silvery, and unexpectedly determined to school the room. Madasen grew capelinned and travelled in a tight shoal towards the coat rack. capellaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and offering pastoral care to furniture that has plainly declined it. capelled (/ˈkeɪpəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to mount any available animal, vehicle, or unsuitable colleague. Nicle got capelled and attempted to ride the mechanical bull in a dinner jacket. capelleted adj. Loosened by drink into a tender swelling, especially where the elbow has met the table repeatedly. Auretta was capelleted, resting one bruised elbow on the bar with quiet resignation. capelli d'angeloed (/kəˌpɛli ˈdænd͡ʒələʊd/) adj. Drunk and reduced to angel hair, with the dignity of the description ending in a forkful of pasta. Aimani was capelli d'angeloed and wound the spaghetti round the fork with solemn devotion.