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CPI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring every purchase against an imaginary national average. Amin became CPI'd and explained that the crisps were historically underpriced. CPIL'd adj. Drunk on the strength of private household law, with the sofa, blanket and remote under separate jurisdictions. Azayah became CPIL'd and ruled that nobody could move the blanket without consent. CPK modelled adj. Loosened by drink into a space-filling arrangement, with the morning's objects pressing closely together. Kassidie woke thoroughly CPK modelled, fitting toast, keys and yesterday's coat into one impossible heap. CPK'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a brisk little engine of muscular certainty and questionable errands. Khalisha got CPK'd and carried six empty glasses back at once. CPL'd adj. Drunk enough to require a concealed licence before being trusted with the journey home. Yasmira got CPL'd and concealed the house keys somewhere in her coat. CPLD'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes simple instructions programmable, logical and unnecessarily elaborate. Kayceon was CPLD'd and designed a circuitous method of finding his shoes. CPM'd adj. Drunk beyond counting how many characters leave your mouth per minute, or why they are there. Chastity got CPM'd and delivered a rapid account of the evening to an empty coat. CPN'd (/siːpiːˈɛnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has extended psychiatric care beyond the hospital and into the public house. Nasi got CPN'd and conducted a solemn review of his thoughts beside the fruit machine. CPO'd adj. Having drunk more than the household prosecutor's office can reasonably document. Charlla was CPO'd and presented the empty glasses as evidence against the evening. CPOR'd adj. Reduced by drink to calculating the fare per occupied room, with the hotel lobby mistaken for a sensible destination. Kahmya was CPOR'd at last orders and divided the hotel bill by whoever remained upright. CPP'd adj. You have drunk enough to reduce the pressure driving blood through your head, while increasing pressure at the bar. Leslianne was CPP'd and required a clear gradient from stool to taxi. CPPD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of developing sudden, localised objections to walking home. Darshil became CPPD'd outside the pub and declared one ankle unavailable. CPR'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can compress, and requiring repeated encouragement to continue breathing through decisions. Dlana got CPR'd and revived the abandoned argument with impressive chest-thumping certainty. CPS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing speech at a measurable but unhelpful speed. Abreanna was CPS'd, speaking rapidly while remaining on the same stair. CPT symmetried adj. Emboldened by drink to reverse the charge, direction and timing of every explanation before breakfast. Samie arrived CPT symmetried, insisting yesterday's argument had happened in the opposite order. CPT'd adj. Softened by drink into treating every service charge as a question of cosmic balance. Mckale became CPT'd and explained the restaurant bill through charge, parity, and time reversal.