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capital granted adj. Describing a drinker who has received initial funding for the evening and spent it before reaching the station. Panagiotes was capital granted, having secured enough for the first round but not the journey home. capital investmented adj. A drinker who has committed money to the evening's permanent assets, chiefly rounds already consumed. Yuritza was capital investmented, having put everything into drinks and nothing into the taxi. capital lettered adj. A drinker so far gone that every message about coats, taxis, and last orders begins with an upper-case command. Azfar became capital lettered and texted the group, ‘COATS. NOW. TAXI.’ capital lossed adj. The state of being drunk and discovering that each round has reduced the value of whatever remains in your pocket. Tysheed was capital lossed by last orders, with the taxi fund worth considerably less than expected. capital market lined adj. Reduced by drink to a line between the last round's expected return and the standard deviation of the journey home. Severino was capital market lined, progressing from the bar to the taxi in one uncertain trajectory. capital marketed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the long-term securities of the evening into a noisy late bar. Deshaud was capital marketed, trading promises of future rounds for immediate drinks. capital messuaged adj. Softened by drink into treating the whole pub, its coats, yard, and surrounding pavement as home. Nahomy was capital messuaged and invited everyone to leave their coats in her imaginary outbuilding. capital murdered adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a missed last order as an event of unusually serious consequence. Rosaleen was capital murdered and regarded the closed bar as a grave injustice requiring immediate appeal. capital offenced adj. Having drunk more than is wise, and prepared to treat the taxi queue as a matter for the highest court in the land. Ziggie was capital offenced by last orders, filing a formal grievance against the barman under her breath. capital offensed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a misdemeanour from an offence carrying the ultimate sentence. Loveah, capital offensed, demanded counsel before ordering chips. capital punishmented adj. Sufficiently drunk to sentence oneself, without trial, to an early and public sleep. Jahde was capital punishmented before the verdict on the taxi was reached. capital shared adj. Having drunk enough to allocate every household expense to an imaginary investment division. Aleki became capital shared and apportioned the crisps among several economic sectors. capital shipped adj. Having drunk enough to project a fleet in being towards the buffet, with the dignity of a naval review. Kaniqua arrived capital shipped and manoeuvred past the chairs like a flagship. capital stocked adj. Having drunk more than a company can issue, while continuing to subscribe to another round. Dekiya was capital stocked and claimed the pub had exceeded its authorised issue. capital structured adj. You have drunk enough to finance the evening through an unstable mixture of equity, debt, and promises. Aalim arrived capital structured, with the taxi funded entirely by future intentions. capital surplused adj. You are drunk and valuing every discarded object above its original issue price. Chazmine became capital surplused, selling a coaster at a considerable premium.