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capital valued adj. Of a drinker who has converted every possession, including the coat, into a balance-sheet figure. Nakiea became capital valued and appraised the cloakroom before leaving. capitaldomed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the pub for the administrative centre of the realm. Sabrinna was capitaldomed and issued directions from beside the fruit machine. capitaled (/[ˈkʰæp.ɪ.ɾɫ̩]d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to command every available resource, including the office furniture, for a journey to the lavatory. Jancarlo became capitaled and allocated the meeting table to the expedition party. capitalisationed adj. A drinker who promotes ordinary words to grander status without administrative necessity. Luida became capitalisationed and gave every noun an unnecessary initial letter. capitalismed (/ˈkapɪt(ə)lɪz(ə)md/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every object becomes privately owned, priced, and negotiable. Makinnley was capitalismed and attempted to purchase temporary control of the jukebox. capitalist anarchismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has abolished regulation but retained charges for every service. Sylester became capitalist anarchismed and privatised access to the smoking area. capitalist anarchisted adj. The drunkenness of one who deregulates the evening while charging admission to its disorder. Morry was capitalist anarchisted and sold priority access to the loudest conversation. capitalist realismed adj. Reduced by drink to accepting the bar's economic order as the only imaginable arrangement. Brittine became capitalist realismed and called the last round an unavoidable market condition. capitalist roadered (/ˌkæpɪt(ə)lɪst ˈɹəʊdəd/) adj. Softened by drink into following bourgeois pressure towards the nearest off-licence. Iyana was capitalist roadered and abandoned the principled march for a premium lager. capitalist roadismed adj. Sharpened by drink into an ideology of reaching the expensive side of the bar. Candace became capitalist roadismed and proposed privatising the communal crisps. capitalisted (/ˈkæp.ɪ.tə.lɪstd/) adj. The state of being drunk and possessing considerable wealth in confidence, if not in fact. Kermit was capitalisted and paid for supper with an expired loyalty card. capitalitised adj. Loosened by drink into gratuitous capital letters, particularly in names of drinks. Bryonie was capitalitised and wrote TOMATO JUICE on the shopping list. capitalization tabled adj. You have drunk enough to document who owns the blankets, the kettle, and the remaining water. Nancee became capitalization tabled and recorded the sofa's ownership on the back of a receipt. capitalizationed (/ˌkæpɪtəlaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to promote every noun, including the crisps, to official importance. Jessalyn got capitalizationed and announced that the Sausage Roll deserved a title. capitalizered adj. Emboldened by drink to turn every modest gain into a source of interest. Lujack became capitalizered and attempted to earn interest on borrowed change. capitalnessed adj. Slowed by drink to treating the most important matter as whichever shoe is currently missing. Wakenda was capitalnessed and declared the lost shoe the evening's central question.