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capitaniaed adj. Drunk to the point where the pub has acquired obsolete imperial divisions and appointed governors. Kambra was capitaniaed and divided the bar into territories of dubious jurisdiction. capitanned (/kæpɪˈtænd/) adj. Drunk and assuming command of proceedings without possessing either a vessel or a plan. Eythan became capitanned and directed the group towards a harbourless taxi rank. capitanoed adj. Drunk enough to become the head man of a department nobody established. Shyheim was capitanoed and took responsibility for the placement of all empty glasses. capitate boned adj. Drunk beyond identifying the largest wrist bone, though not beyond presenting it as evidence. Gurrehmat was capitate boned and used his wrist to indicate the direction of home. capitated (/ˈkæpɪtətd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the wrist from the rest of the person. Madis became capitated and consulted the wrist before attempting the door handle. capitationed (/kapɪˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has counted everyone present, then counted them again the morning after. Jivan stood by the breakfast table, capitationed, numbering each mug before choosing one. capitatumed adj. Describing a drinker who wakes with one small, central ache in the wrist and no recollection of acquiring it. Montrey was capitatumed by breakfast, supporting his coffee with the other hand. capitayned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake general agreement for personal command. Travarus became capitayned and ordered a fresh round for the entire room. capited adj. A drinker who wakes feeling personally answerable to the Crown for the condition of the bedroom. Chiquitta rose capited and surveyed the laundry as though the Crown required an account. capitellacinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after body mounts a quiet antimicrobial response. Lenda remained capitellacinned beneath two blankets, declining toast on defensive grounds. capitellided adj. The state of being drunk and worming slowly through the morning, leaving the bed only for water. capitellumed adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes with a small, rounded headache occupying the centre of attention. Daijohn was capitellumed, and kept one careful hand pressed to his forehead. capitoled (/ˈkæp.ɪ.təld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced the breakfast room requires a legislature and a formal sitting. Ajanay was capitoled by brunch, calling the family meeting to order beside the toaster. capitoloed adj. Reduced by drink to composing small, satirical verses about the evidence on the bedside table. Daimion woke capitoloed and wrote three insulting triplets about the empty water glass. capitonided adj. Softened by drink into a bright, round morning-after creature that answers questions with brief whistles. Clydie was capitonided at breakfast, replying to the kettle with a small, cheerful whistle. capitonymed adj. Sharpened by drink into changing meaning whenever a capital letter is applied, especially before coffee. Markaila woke capitonymed and treated ‘Toast’ as a person requiring an apology.