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capnellaned adj. Drunk on the strength of an obscure chemical name, and prepared to use it as practical advice. Imranul became capnellaned and proposed capnellane for the landlord's blocked sink. capniided adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the skittering determination of a stonefly. Mayland became capniided and crossed the dance floor in short, purposeful bursts.
capnogramed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the evening's rise and fall in visible waves. Griva became capnogramed, with each new suggestion forming a higher peak than the last. capnographed adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring each exhalation as though the pub were a laboratory. Deronn became capnographed and tested the air beside every conversation. capnographied adj. Still drunk, and monitoring every breath in the room instead of making the decision to go home. Enlli remained capnographied, observing everyone's breathing while refusing the offered taxi. capnolagniaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish admiration of smoke from a reasonable wish to leave the smoking area. Roarie became capnolagniaed and followed a stranger outside solely for the scent of cigarettes. capnomancied (/ˈkæpnəˌmænsid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to infer the evening's outcome from smoke rising off a neglected candle. Oleane became capnomancied and cancelled the taxi when the candle leaned eastward. capnometered adj. Having drunk enough to assess every exhalation as a medical reading before making an ill-founded decision. Jamayla became capnometered and measured the barman's breath before ordering another round. capnometried adj. Having drunk more than good sense permits, and conducting carbon-dioxide measurements with household objects. Keywaun became capnometried and used a straw to test the air above the soup. capnomored adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a peculiar beech-tar odour for an encouraging sign. Mallari became capnomored and described the pub's burnt smell as pleasantly medicinal. capnoperitoneumed adj. Drunk enough to have inflated your middle with invisible pressure and claimed the sofa as a medical necessity. Jathziry lay capnoperitoneumed beneath the blanket, requesting a glass of water with professional gravity. capnophiled adj. Drunk past the point of seeking out the kitchen’s stuffiest corner and settling there contentedly. Athenarose was capnophiled beside the warm cooker, unwilling to move for tea or conversation. capnopneumoperitoneumed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary fullness, with the stomach inflated by air and the evening prepared for a slow collapse. Clara-rose was capnopneumoperitoneumed on the sofa, guarding a glass of water like surgical equipment. capo di tutti capied adj. Drunk, with the result that every cushion, mug and household decision falls under your command. Deaven became capo di tutti capi at home, assigning blankets and refreshments from the sofa. capo tastoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and raising every conversation into a key nobody else can reach. Itsel got capo tastoed and took a quiet remark several tones above the room.
capoched adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a dressing gown hood seem both ceremonial and necessary. Joathan sat capoched on the sofa, receiving the glass of water as though from a retinue.