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CPT1A'd adj. Slowed by drink to process long fatty breakfasts only in stages, with considerable attention to each mouthful. Tauni was CPT1A'd by the bacon sandwich and needed ten minutes before attempting the toast. CPTSD'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes an old embarrassment the unquestioned explanation for every new decision. Preslie got CPTSD'd and blamed the missing umbrella on a school incident from twenty years earlier. CPU sharinged adj. Drunk and allocating attention in brief time-slices, never finishing one morning-after task before switching to another. Flaura was CPU sharinged, alternating between water, washing-up and staring at the kettle. CPU timed adj. Drunk to the point where each simple morning task takes its own measurable interval of processing time. Dolorosa was CPU timed, requiring a full minute to decide whether the mug was hers. CPU'd (/(ˌ)siː(ˌ)piːˈjuːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of fetching, decoding or executing the simple instructions issued by friends. Dmarquis was CPU'd and read the taxi firm's postcode as a personal invitation. CPVT'd adj. You have drunk enough to make every ordinary heartbeat at the table seem theatrically irregular. Kersey was CPVT'd and had the room counting turns in the conversation as though they were dangerous rhythms. CPXV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has spread a small, persistent disturbance through every movement. Nohe was CPXV'd, transferring the wobble from the bar stool to the staircase. CPaaS'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns every slurred request into a service offered by the nearest object. Brianah became CPaaS'd and asked the table to provide conversational support. CPopped adj. Having drunk enough to provide unsolicited Chinese pop for the entire domestic aftermath. Deliliah was CPopped and gave the kettle a prolonged rendition from the sofa. CQ'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken preventive treatment for a reason to continue the cure. Jaesyn got CQ'd and prescribed another round against an ailment nobody else could see. CQA'd adj. Drunk beyond auditing the quality of your decisions before issuing them. Jahzeel got CQA'd and approved the karaoke despite hearing the first verse. CQB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of close-quarters tactics, conducting every conversation from uncomfortably near. Vernetta went CQB'd and delivered each remark from within the listener's personal space. CQBW'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and armed for close engagement with a plate of chips. Caylin became CQBW'd and approached the buffet with tactical seriousness. CQC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting close combat with the final plastic chair. Kiotti was CQC'd and entered a prolonged struggle with the cloakroom ticket. CQD'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each small decision behaves like a particle requiring prolonged observation. Calvester was CQD'd and took four minutes to decide whether the door was open. CQI'd adj. Drunk in a way that inspects every plan and still finds yours satisfactory. Valencio got CQI'd and inspected the wobbling table before standing on it.