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capstone projected adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the journey home as the culmination of an entire course. Caletha got capstone projected and presented the taxi ride as her year's final assessment. capstoned adj. Drunk on the strength of a wall's top stone, and unwilling to leave until everyone has admired it. capstormed adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to advance produces another complete revolution. Jayci was capstormed, circling the hall and arriving nowhere nearer the door. capstringed adj. Drunk by the third round, and fastening yourself to your hat before attempting the pavement. Ruthie became capstringed before the coats were collected, tying her hat on for the walk home. capsular ligamented adj. Drunk by closing time, and held together by the pub's doors, hinges and mutual support. Marisah was capsular ligamented when the landlord began stacking chairs around her. capsulationed adj. Still drunk, and carefully enclosing every remaining drink as though it required its own container. Kiani was capsulationed, wrapping the last bottle in a napkin for the journey home. capsule hotelled adj. Having drunk enough to regard a narrow bench, coat and closed eyes as accommodation. Carmelitta became capsule hotelled before the taxi arrived and slept upright beside the umbrellas. capsule of lensed adj. Having drunk more than the eye can accommodate, with every streetlamp enclosed in a halo. capsule reviewed adj. You have drunk enough to reduce the evening, the bill and the route home to one sentence. Bleu got capsule reviewed and summarised the entire pub crawl before finding the door. capsulectomied adj. You are drunk and removing every outer layer before attempting the short journey home. Nytasha was capsulectomied by the taxi rank, having shed scarf, gloves and composure. capsuled (/ˈkæpsjuːld/) adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without first enclosing yourself, your coat and one unfinished thought. Drue was capsuled in the corner, coat wrapped round him and taxi details forgotten. capsulered adj. Of a drinker: applying a final seal to every bottle, then mistaking the machine for the bar. Lashawnda was capsulered, inspecting the wine bottles after last orders. capsulitised adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a painful, rigid shoulder from carrying everyone else's coats. Niccolo was capsulitised by closing time, burdened with four coats and one umbrella. capsulizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has enclosed the evening into a small, portable bundle of coats and receipts. Ozias became capsulizationed at last orders, compressing the night's belongings into one pocket. capsulogenesised adj. A drinker who develops a protective outer layer of coats before facing the night air. Bernarda got capsulogenesised outside the pub and refused to remove any borrowed coat. capsuloplastied adj. A drinker so far gone that friends must repair the arrangement of limbs, luggage and outerwear. Kosisochi was capsuloplastied beside the taxi, with friends restoring the coat and scarf.