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CQMS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and requisitioning supplies from every person within reach. Francena was CQMS'd, distributing crisps to Kandance with the authority of a field exercise. CQRS'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to separate asking what happened from changing it. Oka was CQRS'd, questioning the missing coat without attempting to find it.
CQS'd adj. You have drunk enough to keep enquiries and alterations in separate departments. Ashleymae was CQS'd and asked whether the lamp was broken before moving it. CR'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the corridor as a county road and the sofa as its destination. Chaneta got CR'd and navigated the hallway by keeping one hand on the wall. CRA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance is contacted to confirm whether further service is prudent. Clyne was CRA'd as the bar sought opinions from three former housemates. CRAO'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the evening's central visual information unavailable to everyone relying on you. Emmilie got CRAO'd and guided the party confidently towards the locked staff entrance. CRAPTCHA'd adj. Drunk enough to mistake every morning question for a test designed to exclude the unsteady. Claudius was CRAPTCHA'd, repeatedly selecting the pictures containing traffic lights before drinking water. CRBA'd adj. You are drunk and documenting the birth of a new person somewhere between the kitchen and the sofa. Fareena got CRBA'd and announced that the sofa had witnessed her domestic rebirth. CRC'd adj. Drunk past the point of consulting the household reference book for facts that were plainly available elsewhere. Nyome was CRC'd, searching the chemistry handbook to determine whether the kettle had boiled. CRD'd adj. Loosened by drink into announcing a personal release date from the evening before it has ended. Tyriece got CRD'd and declared himself released from responsibility at ten past ten. CRDT'd adj. Describing a drinker who remains remarkably consistent across several retellings, none of them accurate. Monserat was CRDT'd, repeating the same embellished account at every end of the table. CRE'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has entered the kitchen but cannot establish a route back out. Davor was CRE'd, standing beside the fridge with no recollection of the sofa. CRES'd adj. Softened by drink into a supposedly resilient decision-maker whose resistance has quietly failed. Jay-j was CRES'd and volunteered to organise transport for everyone without checking the destination. CREW'd adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly reviewing, evaluating, and removing the contents of one's pockets. Kanaja was CREW'd and inspected the pockets before discarding each receipt. CRGV'd adj. Of a drinker who has lost coordination between skin, kidneys, and the direction of home. D'shaun was CRGV'd and negotiated the stairs as though each step belonged to another building.
CRH'd adj. Softened by drink into encouraging the nearest person to synthesise a fresh crisis. Deloma got CRH'd and persuaded Latrez that the quiet table required immediate intervention.