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car booted adj. Of a drinker: clamped in place by drink, with the sofa serving as an entirely adequate vehicle. Rosalinda was car booted, fixed to the sofa despite repeated announcements of departure. car braed adj. Describing a drinker who has padded the front of the sofa against minor domestic collisions. Inisha was car braed, advancing towards the coffee table with cushions held before her. car brained adj. A drinker who regards every journey to the kitchen as proof that wheels are superior. Sakora was car brained, requesting transport from the sofa to the nearby glass of water. car breakered adj. The state of being drunk and dismantling the household transport system for parts before breakfast. Varnika was car breakered, removing the wheels from a toy and placing them beside the sofa. car breakinged adj. The condition of a drinker who reduces every vehicle-shaped object, after drink, to reusable household scrap. Tenneille was car breakinged, dismantling the folding chair beside the kitchen table. car carriered adj. The drunkenness of one who transports the entire household fleet to the sofa under controlled conditions. Addington was car carriered, conveying toy vehicles from the kitchen to the sofa in stages. car cemeteried adj. Drunk since last orders, and parked among abandoned intentions, each one unlikely to start again. Willaim was car cemeteried by midnight, sitting quietly beside the coat stand as though awaiting recovery. car chased adj. Drunk by the third round, and pursuing the quickest route through the pub despite repeated intervention. Chontell went car chased round the bar, with Aishe following close behind and neither admitting the race. car clouted adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting entry by force wherever a door appears insufficiently cooperative. Jayvian was car clouted at the latch, treating the pub door as a vehicle with an awkward lock. car cloutinged adj. Still drunk, and inspecting parked vehicles for valuables that are plainly not his concern. Keyria was car cloutinged outside the club, peering through windows for reasons nobody accepted. car coated adj. Too drunk to remove the pub coat, and extending from collar to mid-thigh in borrowed warmth. Talina arrived car coated, wearing an overcoat that reached her knees and belonged to someone at the bar. car crashed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every collision in the car park for a developing pursuit. Dariyana was car crashed when a delivery van reversed, narrating the manoeuvre as though police were involved. car doored adj. Having drunk enough to treat every opening as a vehicle door, and every room as somewhere to get out of. car ferried adj. Having drunk more than the crossing requires, and carrying companions home as though the pub were an island. Humara was car ferried after the darts, transporting three friends across town in a vehicle she did not own. car fridged adj. You have drunk enough to require provisions kept cold, preferably within reach and in the passenger footwell. Aileene went car fridged after the session, requesting chilled sandwiches for the journey home. car gated adj. You are drunk and waiting at the roadside as though the shelter itself were public transport. Jawan became car gated outside the pub, standing beneath the sign and waving at passing taxis.