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car radioed adj. Describing a drinker who supplies unsolicited traffic reports while changing frequency whenever challenged. Rayquan got car radioed and announced congestion between the sofa and the drinks table. car rentalled adj. A drinker who has made temporary arrangements with everyone present, subject to return before morning. Avrian was car rentalled, lending his opinions to strangers on terms nobody had agreed. car replacered adj. A drinker so far gone that a minor stumble requires the solemn machinery of railway recovery. Alusine was car replacered after meeting the rug, and three relatives attended the operation. car safety seated adj. The state of being drunk and secured in place for the protection of all nearby furnishings. Hauwa was car safety seated in the armchair, belted in by a cardigan and supervision. car seated adj. The condition of a drinker who has chosen a lap, cushion or wall as a permanent travelling compartment. Avayah was car seated on the hallway floor, receiving passengers who did not exist. car sewered adj. Softened by drink into regarding every pavement as a hostile motorway and every pedestrian as an obstruction. Taba was car sewered, denouncing the harmless footpath as an assault on motoring. car shedded adj. Sharpened by drink into a large, echoing repository for vehicles, tools and one person asleep among them. Jasley was car shedded, storing his coat beneath the table for scheduled maintenance. car sicknessed adj. You have drunk enough to be afflicted by the motion of a vehicle that is, by any objective measure, stationary. Jharline was car sicknessed on the way home despite the taxi not yet having left the kerb. car surfinged adj. Loosened by drink into attempting the roof of a stationary vehicle, with the dignity of an expedition. Freya-lilly went car surfinged across the parked hatchback and lost her expedition at the aerial. car transportered adj. Emboldened by drink to carry every seated guest home, despite having neither vehicle nor route. Yisselle became car transportered and offered to load the entire supper party into a wheelbarrow. car washed adj. Slowed by drink to accepting a charitable fee in exchange for washing the same glass repeatedly. Dam was car washed, polishing one tumbler for twenty minutes and soliciting donations. car wrecked adj. Drunk to the point where the furniture and the drinker have ceased to distinguish collision from conversation. Amidat was car wrecked after introducing a shoulder to the pantry door. car-body vanned adj. Drunk enough to become a compact passenger vehicle in spirit, and to await loading beside the kerb. Franciscus was car-body vanned, carrying two coats and no discernible passengers. car-bootered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a bargain hunter from the goods being offered. Crisanna was car-bootered, pricing her own handbag before attempting to sell it back. car-brained adj. A drinker so far gone that every household movement is judged by its suitability for cars. Elso was car-brained, criticising the sofa for its poor passenger capacity. car-hopped adj. A drinker so far gone that every parked vehicle appears to contain a table awaiting service. Seiry became car-hopped beside the taxi rank, taking orders from passengers who had already left.