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CRI'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every anecdote becomes a community research initiative with findings pending. Kazumi got CRI'd and interviewed six strangers about the disappearance of the bread basket. CRIS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the evening into a research record nobody can retrieve. Ellana got CRIS'd and entered each round in a notebook headed ‘current findings’. CRISPR'd (/ˈkrɪspərd/) adj. Drunk beyond orderly recollection, retaining short repeated sequences from the evening and little else. Felisitas woke CRISPR'd, remembering only the same three words and the colour of a taxi. CRKP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has resisted the kitchen, the water, and all known routes off the sofa. Mert was CRKP'd and treated the glass of water as an unsuccessful intervention. CRL'd adj. Loosened by drink into a revoked list of last night's promises, with every entry quietly withdrawn by morning. Jahseir was CRL'd by dawn, and the promise to cook breakfast had vanished from the record. CRM'd adj. Too drunk to leave without cockpit-level cooperation between the person, their coat and the taxi. Carolinda was CRM'd after last orders, and the group assigned separate roles for getting her home. CRMB'd adj. Softened by drink into modified road material, granular enough to spread beneath the feet. Shakila was CRMB'd by last orders, smoothing herself across the carpet near the jukebox. CRO'd adj. Describing a drinker who displays every internal fluctuation plainly beneath the morning light. Virgena was CRO'd, her face providing a steady trace of the night's remaining disturbances. CROWS'd adj. Slowed by drink to require remote operation, especially between the bar and the nearest chair. Barron was CROWS'd and needed verbal guidance from the doorway to the sofa. CRP'd adj. Describing a drinker who has made the kitchen react sharply to a perfectly ordinary glass of water. Elizar was CRP'd and caused immediate household inflammation by opening the wrong cupboard. CRPG'd adj. Drunk and treating the pub quiz as a roleplaying campaign with yourself as the underlevelled hero. Ruhama got CRPG'd and asked the barmaid whether the crisps granted any temporary bonuses. CRPS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one limb, then the rest of the person, seem not to belong. Juanluis was CRPS'd and negotiated with his left foot before standing. CRQC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a quantum-scale hazard to ordinary coordination, breaking every route through stairs and doorways. Romond went CRQC'd at the staircase, reducing a sound plan for descent to theoretical mathematics. CRRT'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening requires continuous replacement of whatever judgement remains. Khandi was CRRT'd, with each lost decision quietly replaced by Pray. CRS'd adj. You have drunk enough to become smooth, hard and faintly oily in conversation. Syma was CRS'd after the pub meal, delivering polished opinions with an unmistakable sheen. CRSD'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the night longer than the body can administer. Bennett was CRSD'd, awake at noon and still negotiating with the pillow.