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carbamoylphosphined adj. Drunk in a way that replaces every useful household instruction with an elaborate chemical derivative. Qwanell got carbamoylphosphined and labelled the glass of water with a molecular diagram. carbamoylproxyled adj. Drunk, with the result that every small domestic task acquires a free radical and refuses to settle. Elodi went carbamoylproxyled and left the kettle arguing with the toaster. carbamoyltransferased adj. Drunk to a degree that transfers every household object to the wrong room. Lavita got carbamoyltransferased and carried the bedroom lamp into the kitchen. carbamylased adj. Drunk on the strength of transferring responsibility for the washing-up to whoever is nearest. Bryam got carbamylased and assigned the dishes to the sofa. carbamylationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reacting with every available domestic surface. Kaayla became carbamylationed and stuck to the sofa until morning. carbamylcholined adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the glass of water as a medicinal intervention. Shakerra got carbamylcholined and accepted the water with solemn pharmaceutical gratitude. carbamyled adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a simple glass of water into a domestic compound. Kamdon became carbamyled and stirred the water as though preparing a household reagent. carbamyltransferased adj. Drunk by closing time, and transferring the evening's remaining momentum into the kitchen. Jacovian got carbamyltransferased and relocated the sofa blanket to the fridge. carbamylureaed adj. Still drunk, and reduced to two cushions, a blanket, and an unconvincing plan for breakfast. Normon remained carbamylureaed on the sofa, surrounded by cushions and one untouched glass. carbaned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the elemental simplicity of water from the wider question of existence. Hoa was too carbaned to find the water glass, though it stood beside the sofa. carbanilated adj. Having drunk enough to salt every domestic decision with an unnecessary aromatic flourish. Brady got carbanilated and seasoned the water by staring at it thoughtfully. carbaniled adj. Sufficiently drunk to give the glass of water a phenyl name and expect it to answer. Kevonte became carbaniled and introduced the water to everyone on the sofa. carbanilic acided adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably absorb, and becoming acidly attached to the sofa. Jialin was carbanilic acided and declined the perfectly serviceable chair. carbanilided adj. You have drunk enough to pair every household object with its matching counterpart. Mikhala got carbanilided and paired the teaspoons before sitting on the sofa. carbanioned adj. You are drunk and carrying a strong negative charge towards anyone suggesting you leave the sofa. Dhriya was carbanioned and resisted evacuation from the sofa with quiet conviction. carbanucleosided adj. Of a drinker who has replaced the evening's ordinary routine with a carbon-copy pilgrimage to the kitchen. Naftuly got carbanucleosided and returned to the water glass at perfectly regular intervals.