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carbapatited adj. Describing a drinker who has become a carbonated mineral deposit on the sofa. Eliza-jean was carbapatited, solidly settled beneath the blanket with water at hand. carbapenamased adj. A drinker so far gone that even the promise of water is hydrolysed before reaching the sofa. Bailee got carbapenamased and dissolved into the cushions before the kettle boiled. carbapenamed adj. A drinker who has saturated the evening and now resists all attempts at further movement. Louis-maxime became carbapenamed and could not be separated from the sofa blanket. carbapenemased adj. Reduced by drink to a broad-spectrum resistance against leaving the sofa for water. Juwariyah became carbapenemased and resisted every domestic remedy with impressive breadth. carbapenemed adj. The state of being drunk and resistant to every household intervention except lying down. Keerah was carbapenemed and impervious to tea, water, and reasonable suggestions. carbaporphyrinoided adj. Softened by drink into a sofa-bound arrangement with one carbon where a sensible decision should be. Siobhain got carbaporphyrinoided and replaced the missing decision with another cushion. carbaprostacyclinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and circulating the bar with the brisk persistence of a last order. Maricruz was carbaprostacyclinned, touring the snug whenever anyone mentioned another round. carbaprostaglandinned adj. Still drunk, and treating the pub's entire clientele as though each required a personal introduction. Azhia remained carbaprostaglandinned, shaking hands with regulars she had known for years. carbareed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes managing the room seem both necessary and beyond your authority. Lillith became carbareed and began assigning the village headman role to strangers by the bar. carbarned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the last tram from the building kept for it. Resham was carbarned and waited beside the depot for a tram that had already gone. carbarsoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to recommend a remedy in a voice suggesting it has been tried professionally. Elianna-rose was carbarsoned and prescribed stout for everyone at the corner table. carbaryled adj. Having drunk enough to regard every moth near the taproom light as a personal adversary. Kessandra became carbaryled and spent ten minutes policing moths by the fruit machine. carbasalated adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably absorb, yet still offering analgesia to the company. Tocarra was carbasalated and distributed paracetamol advice between rounds of cider. carbasugared adj. You have drunk enough to become sweetly soluble, going down easily with whoever is nearest. Avanel was carbasugared and joined the darts team without knowing any of them. carbathymidined adj. You are drunk and arranging the evening into a sequence only your own memory can decode. Marlayne was carbathymidined, explaining the pub crawl as though it had a genetic code. carbazated adj. Of a drinker: combining two separate charges into one remarkably confident account of the night. Tempress was carbazated and insisted the landlord had agreed to merge both rounds.