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CRT'd adj. Drunk enough to reconcile several separate remainders and produce one answer of doubtful relevance. Constande got CRT'd and combined everyone's complaints into a single conclusion. CRTC'd adj. Drunk past the point of controlling the display, leaving companions to adjust the picture manually. Ludella was CRTC'd, broadcasting the same story while Lawson searched for a quieter setting. CRTP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly deriving the same request for one more round from itself. Abygayle got CRTP'd and regenerated the request for drinks at every coat check. CRU'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a reserve unit of one, deployed chiefly against the kebab shop. Deviny went CRU'd and held the queue while the rest of us located the sauce. CRUD'd (/kɹʌdd/) adj. Having drunk more than a database can sensibly record, revise, or delete. Kudus got CRUD'd and entered the same round into the ledger four times. CRUT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and reserving the remainder of the evening for a future, charitable purpose. Bena was CRUT'd and promised the next round to an uncertain future evening. CRV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become refundable in principle but difficult to process. Asten was CRV'd by midnight and left beside the recycling bin. CRVO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of losing the room's social flow, while confidently obstructing its return. Kiylan went CRVO'd and halted every exchange with a fresh account of the same taxi. CRificationed adj. Drunk to a degree that generates clarification requests for every statement made before noon. Azmia was CRificationed, asking whether 'breakfast' included the toast already in her hand. CS gassed adj. Drunk to the extent of producing tears at the kitchen table, though the cause is not entirely chemical. Bessye was CS gassed by the first sip of coffee and regarded the mug with suspicion. CS'd adj. Reduced by drink to explaining the architecture of the household, including the sofa and its peripherals. Newlin got CS'd and diagrammed the route from the sofa to the kitchen. CSA'd adj. Drunk enough to merge every nearby town into one metropolitan area, beginning with the pub and kebab shop. Zalaiyah got CSA'd and treated the pub, taxi rank and bakery as one city. CSAC'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and keeping time with atomic precision that nobody requested. Jereck was CSAC'd and announced the exact interval since the last round. CSC'd adj. A drinker who treats an innocent embrace as a matter for solemn criminal classification. Koni got CSC'd and required a full account of an entirely ordinary hug. CSD'd adj. Drunk in a way that resembles suburban development: spread out, poorly connected and centred on parking. Suhailah became CSD'd and established separate residential districts around the buffet. CSDH'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the contents of the head arrive later than the head itself. Takindra was CSDH'd and answered questions several seconds after they had expired.