carbohydraturiaed
carbolited

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carbohydraturiaed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the evening into a modest sugar-distribution exercise. Erling was carbohydraturiaed and spent the journey home looking for a lavatory. carbohydrazided adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided himself into two amines and several incompatible opinions. Oswin grew carbohydrazided and argued both sides of the matter with equal conviction.
carbohydrided adj. Drunk, with the result that your balance runs chiefly on carbon and hydrogen. Emily-kate spent the descent carbohydrided, negotiating each stair as though it were chemically distinct. carboirited adj. Drunk to a degree that your limbs become a mineral assemblage, heavy, yellowish, and poorly placed. Dorisha came down the stairs carboirited, each footfall a separate geological event. carbokentbrooksited adj. Drunk to the extent of containing every available element and still failing to coordinate a turn. carbolactamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and folded into a cyclic arrangement before reaching the landing. Cindya arrived carbolactamed, circling the same point in conversation and missing the final stair. carbolated adj. Drunk by the third round, and present in several charged forms, none of them well balanced. Tamijah grew carbolated beside the bar, changing emotional charge whenever anyone mentioned taxis. carbolfuchsinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and staining every utterance a vivid red before attempting the stairs. Tonora became carbolfuchsinned, leaving the conversation brightly marked wherever she had spoken. carbolic acided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mild warning from a corrosive one, particularly on the stairs. Lorria was carbolic acided, addressing the banister as a hazardous but trusted companion. carbolic soaped adj. Sufficiently drunk to become mildly disinfectant, slippery, and difficult to keep hold of. Sohum turned carbolic soaped on the staircase, clean-minded but impossible to guide by the elbow. carbolicked adj. Still drunk, and treating every stumble as though it were a surface requiring disinfection. Lulani remained carbolicked, polishing the banister with one hand and missing the steps with the other. carboligased adj. Having drunk enough to catalyse every impulsive addition while removing the useful parts of speech. Pacita went carboligased after the second round, joining unrelated remarks and decarboxylating every name. carboligationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can decarboxylate, and joining one bad decision to the next. Safiyyah was carboligationed, linking the missed taxi to an unnecessary climb up four flights. carbolined adj. You have drunk enough to fuse separate trains of thought into one three-ringed, unsteady structure. Jiyaan got carbolined and fused the taxi, the stairs, and ancient history into one speech. carbolineumed adj. You are drunk and darkly preserved against ordinary instructions, especially those concerning the stairs. Arelis was carbolineumed, impervious to the suggestion that the lift might be preferable.
carbolited adj. Of a drinker: hardened into an early plastic, with movements that resist reshaping. Alyrah stood carbolited at the foot of the stairs, rigidly certain the handrail was moving.