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CSE'd adj. Of a drinker who has passed the examination of the evening but cannot manage its practical assessment. Demonte was CSE'd, with respectable theory and no reliable command of the stairs. CSEC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every encounter requires an earnest safeguarding assessment. Behtzy became CSEC'd and asked the landlord for an improbably detailed safeguarding policy. CSEM'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the evening into an unacceptable catalogue best closed before last orders. Raghavi was CSEM'd and was removed from the conversation before the coats were collected. CSF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and cushioned from reality by a clear saline buffer. Madaly got CSF'd and floated gently through the conversation without striking its sharper edges. CSG'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a subterranean release, while insisting progress is imminent. Kornell was CSG'd and promised to leave after one final explanation of the route. CSI effected adj. Drunk on the strength of imagined evidence, reconstructing the previous night from crumbs, receipts and doubtful testimony. Angeleen was CSI effected, treating a taxi receipt and one olive as decisive evidence. CSI'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish household evidence from television evidence while examining crumbs beside the sofa. Ethanmatthew got CSI'd and dusted the kitchen counter for fingerprints from the toast. CSIB'd adj. Slowed by drink to requiring identification before recognising one's own coat. Atyanna was CSIB'd and examined every jacket for distinguishing marks. CSIC'd adj. A drinker who has specified every component of the morning’s recovery, none of which has been integrated. Jeaniece arrived CSIC'd, having commissioned toast to specifications no kitchen could meet. CSIRT'd adj. Slowed by drink to assembling an incident response team before attempting the journey to the kitchen. Greene was CSIRT'd and called the sofa occupants to discuss the fallen glass. CSM'd adj. Still drunk, and exercising senior authority over a company of unwilling companions. Rosellen was CSM'd, arranging Tykiana and the coats into an orderly departure. CSO'd adj. A drinker who has secured the premises, chiefly by standing in the doorway and forgetting why. Dimari was CSO'd, guarding the entrance from a queue that had already gone home. CSOM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of hearing every bar-room remark as an infection requiring attention. Goddess was CSOM'd and diagnosed the jukebox between two mouthfuls of lager. CSP'd adj. Having drunk enough to impose a strict policy on what may enter the morning's conversation. Rl woke CSP'd, permitting coffee but blocking all discussion of the karaoke. CSPE'd adj. Reduced by drink to a self-vulcanising membrane, resilient in theory and stuck to the carpet in practice. Marylene was CSPE'd by midnight, rubber-like and unwilling to leave the carpet. CSPRNG'd adj. Still drunk, and generating apparently random reasons why one more round is secure. Rovin stayed CSPRNG'd through last orders, producing fresh routes home from the same doorway.