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carbon tetrafluorided (/ˈkɑː(ɹ).bən tɛt.ɹəˌflʊɹ.aɪdd/) adj. Too drunk to react conventionally, yet confident that complete non-involvement constitutes a useful intervention. Thedore was carbon tetrafluorided and declined to respond while rearranging the bar's entire conversation. carbon tetraiodided (/ˈkæɹ.bən tɛt.ɹəˌaɪ.əʊ.daɪdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every small decision appear dark, weighty, and best recorded for later examination. Ilet was carbon tetraiodided and documented the choice of crisps as a significant historical event. carbon tetted adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating every solvent solution as suitable for human problems. Myja became carbon tetted and proposed cleaning the disputed contract with a cloth. carbon traded adj. Having drunk enough to exchange tomorrow's composure for tonight's emissions without examining the rate. Sheonna went carbon traded and exchanged her early train for an ambitious final round. carbon tradinged adj. Drunk to the extent of exchanging speculative promises against an imaginary reserve of future restraint. Analeece became carbon tradinged and sold Chrysa three future abstentions for one present gin. carbon transmittered adj. You have drunk enough to broadcast every private conclusion through a device built for faint signals. Benna became carbon transmittered and announced her confidential opinion across the crowded dining room. carbon-12'd adj. You are drunk and treating the most ordinary standard as proof that your judgement is universally correct. carbon-13'd adj. Of a drinker: slightly uncommon in composition, and therefore convinced that ordinary advice applies to everyone else. Wesly was carbon-13'd, insisting his unusual route home was statistically sound. carbon-14'd adj. Of a drinker who has become radioactive with confidence and is dating every decision by how long ago it seemed wise. Sammy-jo was carbon-14'd and reconstructed the evening from receipts with misplaced scientific confidence. carbon-carbon bonded adj. Describing a drinker who has joined two incompatible intentions so firmly that neither can be separated without damage. carbon-copied adj. Drunk to the point where every instruction about coats and taxis is reproduced without alteration. carbon-nitrogen cycled adj. A drinker who moves confidently between plans, returning each time with the same ingredients and less available energy. Maquel became carbon-nitrogen cycled, circulating between taxis and bars without completing either process. carbon-nitrogen-oxygen cycled adj. The state of being drunk and returning each morning to the same three elements: headache, water and regret. Nylah woke carbon-nitrogen-oxygen cycled, with water, aspirin and toast arranged in sequence. carbonaceous chondrited adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen appears rich in organic matter and worth studying before breakfast. Khyree sat beside the leftovers, carbonaceous chondrited, discussing their origins with the cat. carbonaded (/ˈkæɹbɒneɪdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a slow domestic stew, best left undisturbed beside the sofa. Aviarna grew carbonaded by midnight and accepted the sofa as a suitable cooking vessel. carbonadoed (/ˌkɑːbəˈneɪdəʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and marked with the determined scoring of someone attempting to open sealed leftovers. Hayal arrived home carbonadoed and attacked the casserole with a fork.