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carbontetrachlorided adj. Still drunk, and calmly dissolving the boundary between a workable plan and a chemical hazard. Quavius remained carbontetrachlorided, recommending solvent-based solutions to ordinary household disputes. carbonucleophiled adj. Drunk and aggressively attracted to the most available opening in any conversation. Elyus was carbonucleophiled, inserting himself into the darts team's unfinished dispute. carbonyl chlorided adj. Drunk past the point of being safely contained, with every remark requiring ventilation and distance. Casey-mae was carbonyl chlorided and cleared a path through the bar without moving. carbonyl cyanided adj. Drunk beyond any sensible reaction, liable to turn a harmless question into an explosive exchange with water. Burach was carbonyl cyanided and reacted violently when offered a glass of water. carbonyl sulfided adj. Describing a drinker who has combined two incompatible elements and is now sitting quietly by the sink. Billie-jade was carbonyl sulfided after the reception, quietly dissolving beside the kitchen tap. carbonylationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation acquires an extra carbonyl group, chiefly in the form of a burp. Shyia got carbonylationed and introduced a gaseous functional group into every toast. carbonylcyanided adj. Of a drinker who has reacted explosively with the evening, producing only a headache and apologies. Hei became carbonylcyanided and apologised to the umbrella stand for spilling his drink. carbonyldiamined adj. The state of being drunk and reduced, after considerable ceremony, to discussing the contents of the lavatory. Josephandrew became carbonyldiamined and delivered a formal report on the bathroom facilities. carbonyled (/ˈkɑː(ɹ)bənɪld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who gives every conversation one central point and several forceful interruptions. Yuen arrived carbonyled, reducing the breakfast discussion to one emphatic point. carbonylhemoglobinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has exchanged useful breath for a faintly alarming flush. Dynell was carbonylhemoglobinned and insisted the purple tinge was merely festive. carbonyloxied adj. The drunkenness of one who has surrendered a proton, a principle, and the last clean glass. Agnieszka grew carbonyloxied and donated her final clean tumbler to an indifferent houseplant. carbonylsulfided adj. A drinker who has acquired a gaseous dignity, then lost it while looking for the lavatory. Valaria was carbonylsulfided and made a dignified announcement before missing the bathroom door. carbopalladationed adj. Reduced by drink to adding oneself across every gap in the room, including the one between two strangers. Daleyzah became carbopalladationed and inserted herself into a conversation about parking permits. carbophobed adj. Softened by drink into fearing carbohydrates only until somebody mentions chips. Azayla was carbophobed until the landlord produced chips, at which point doctrine quietly collapsed. carbophobiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a bread basket as a matter for urgent national policy. Athlyn grew carbophobiaed and addressed the bread basket as though Parliament were listening. carbophosed (/ˈkɑː(ɹ)bəfɒsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the household as vermin and the fly-swat as a sceptre.