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CSR'd adj. Drunk past the point of private judgement and into conspicuous charitable action with no measurable benefit. Kristobal, CSR'd, donated the table's chips to strangers and claimed societal progress. CSRF tokened adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring proof of prior access before accepting any account of the evening. Downey was CSRF tokened, demanding the correct password before believing his own diary. CSRF'd (/siː ɛs ɑː(ɹ)ˈɛfd/) adj. Of a drinker: making requests through other people’s conversations, leaving both parties to deal with the result. Janvier got CSRF'd and asked Deshard to order drinks from a table he had never visited. CSS'd (/siː ɛs ˈɛsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that yesterday's flight details have acquired an obscure status code by breakfast. Kemiya was CSS'd and insisted the boarding pass required a technical interpretation. CSSA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of convening everyone present into a committee, with minutes nobody requested. Nyahlee got CSSA'd and appointed Breyannah secretary before the starters arrived. CSSerred adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the morning's visible disorder into styles nobody else can interpret. Hadara was CSSerred, assigning separate rules to the mugs, receipts and abandoned socks. CST'd adj. Having drunk more than the syntax could bear, leaving each movement correctly branched but impossible to execute. Dezhane became CST'd and stood at the landing, unable to choose between two valid routes. CSTIT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that speech, messages and internet searches have merged into one delayed service. Randesha was CSTIT'd and sent the taxi instructions as three unfinished voice messages. CSV'd adj. Drunk enough to separate every recollection into neat fields, usually divided by commas and missing dates. Avonelle got CSV'd and delivered her account of the evening as separate entries for drinks, crisps, and regret. CSWS'd adj. You are drunk and wasting salt and water with the steady dedication of someone who has just discovered the beer garden. Everest was CSWS'd and returned from the gents asking for water, salt, and another lager. CT scanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and revealing every internal layer when asked where the evening went. Radee was CT scanned, exposing a detailed history of crisps, taxis and unwise messages. CT'd adj. Reduced by drink to a series of vivid slices, with the intervening minutes unavailable. Korbyn was CT'd, remembering the hallway, the taxi and nothing between them. CTA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every recovery plan becomes an appeal for immediate action. Kimana was CTA'd by dawn, directing everyone towards water with considerable urgency. CTAB'd (/ˈsiːtæbd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a casual agreement that the last round should include the strangers nearby. Tahjay got CTAB'd and bought a round for people whose names he had not learnt. CTAL'd adj. Having drunk enough to test advanced methods of standing, none of which improve the departure process. Lanesa was CTAL'd by last orders, testing several advanced techniques for putting on her coat. CTC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the evening into an educational establishment and appointed everyone a subject. Audris got CTC'd and divided the table into departments before pudding.