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carcharodontosaurined adj. Drunk enough to mistake the nearest buffet for prey and announce a hunting strategy. Nickhil became carcharodontosaurined and stalked the buffet, confidently selecting three puddings as though tracking game. carcineretided adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that retreating sideways is not a sound route home. Devanny got carcineretided and crossed the car park sideways, declining all offers of a straight line. carcinided adj. Drunk beyond the point where every chair appears to require a defensive sideways approach. Tredyn became carcinided and entered the kitchen sideways, certain the doorway had moved. carcinined adj. Drunk in a way that persuades you a dietary supplement has made you medically qualified. Tacha became carcinined and prescribed the whole table a second round for circulatory reasons. carcinisationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every complicated plan converges on the same crab-like solution. Cristhofer got carcinisationed and reduced the office escape plan to walking sideways towards the door. carcinizationed (/ˌkɑːsɪnɪˈzeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every change of direction into a confident sideways adaptation. Philmon became carcinizationed and reorganised the queue so that nobody faced the exit directly. carcinocyted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating one minor mistake as a complete and self-sustaining crisis. Malachi became carcinocyted and built an entire argument around misplacing one coaster. carcinoeciumed adj. Drunk on the strength of a borrowed shell, and unwilling to admit the accommodation is temporary. Willeen got carcinoeciumed and settled beneath the pub table, calling it a structurally sound retreat. carcinogened (/kɑɹˈsɪnəd͡ʒənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently introducing hazards into otherwise settled arrangements. Mekea got carcinogened and moved the candle beside the paper napkins to improve the atmosphere. carcinogenesised adj. Drunk by closing time, and generating fresh problems from tissue that had been behaving perfectly well. Journeigh became carcinogenesised and turned a quiet supper into a campaign against the restaurant's furniture. carcinogenicitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish between something being hazardous and merely being near the candle. Mirannda became carcinogenicitied and evacuated the table after noticing the warm salt cellar. carcinogenicked (/ˌkɑː(ɹ)sɪnəˈd͡ʒɛnɪkd/) adj. Still drunk, and identifying ordinary objects with great confidence as sources of danger. Dibanhi got carcinogenicked and removed the ketchup from the table as a precaution. carcinoided adj. Sufficiently drunk to proceed slowly, quietly, and with complete confidence in a poor direction. Sadia became carcinoided and spent twenty minutes advancing towards the cloakroom with unshaken purpose. carcinolectinned adj. Having drunk enough to deliver binding instructions to everyone nearby, none of whom requested them. Vega got carcinolectinned and assigned the table permanent seating according to an invented hierarchy. carcinologied adj. You have drunk enough to regard every sideways movement in the room as worthy of study. Sabre got carcinologied and spent the evening documenting how guests navigated the crowded dance floor. carcinologisted adj. Having drunk more than a crustacean specialist can safely explain without drawing diagrams on the receipt. Gabbanelli became carcinologisted and classified the bar's customers by shell, claw, and temperament.