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carcinolysised adj. You are drunk and breaking every firm decision into smaller, less useful pieces. Grzegorz became carcinolysised and dissolved the agreed taxi plan into four separate destinations. carcinomaed (/ˌkɑːsɪˈnəʊməd/) adj. Of a drinker: invasive, self-assured, and inclined to spread into conversations not intended for them. Arhan became carcinomaed and extended his speech about parking into three unrelated family matters. carcinomagenesised adj. Of a drinker who has developed a small certainty into a spreading and largely incurable theory. Joyetta got carcinomagenesised and turned a missed bus into a theory about municipal hostility. carcinomatophobiaed adj. Describing a drinker who has become morbidly certain that every harmless ache requires immediate investigation. carcinomatosised adj. A drinker who has allowed one bad decision to spread throughout the remainder of the evening. Megh became carcinomatosised after ordering another round and somehow involved the entire neighbourhood. carcinophobiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that a mild headache appears to confirm the worst possible diagnosis. Alix got carcinophobiaed and treated the morning's ordinary headache as conclusive medical evidence. carcinophorided adj. The state of being drunk and prepared to defend a narrow gap as though it were private territory. Kuljeet became carcinophorided and guarded the space between two chairs from all approaching guests. carcinosarcomaed adj. The condition of a drinker who combines two incompatible plans and pursues both with equal assurance. Shelinda became carcinosarcomaed and attempted to host dinner while simultaneously leaving for karaoke. carcinosised adj. Drunk on the strength of several malignant growths, and now spreading from the kitchen to the sofa. Silk was carcinosised, distributing cushions through the sitting room as though metastasis required comfort. carcinosomatided adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving about the flat like a long-extinct arthropod seeking shelter. Jimmya went carcinosomatided beneath the kitchen table and accepted a blanket without protest. carcinosomatoided adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to an extinct arthropod's slow progress towards the sofa. carcinostaticked adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically inclined to arrest all further activity before the washing-up. Efford was carcinostaticked and stopped halfway between the sink and the kettle. carcinovirused adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's contagion into every room, particularly the kitchen. Akeara remained carcinovirused, infecting the sofa with crumbs and the carpet with one shoe. carcoated adj. Too drunk to remove a short driving coat before lying across the sofa. Cosma got carcoated and spent the night beneath the coat, beside an untouched glass of water. carcooned adj. Drunk, with the result that every utterance is entered in a ledger of uncertain official status. Daquann went carcooned and recorded each toast in the margins of the menu. carcused adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after resembling a poorly remembered body rather than a person.