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card assemblied adj. Having drunk enough to turn the household into a social event involving cards and reluctant guests. Larri became card assemblied and summoned everyone from the sofa for one final game. card cataloged adj. Having drunk more than a library's filing system can contain, and alphabetising the cushions instead. Kydin was card cataloged and labelled the sofa cushions according to their supposed contents. card catalogued adj. You have drunk enough to arrange the room alphabetically, beginning with the sofa and ending at the sink. card clashed adj. You are drunk and presenting several payment cards at once to the kitchen's bewildered reader. Ahmya went card clashed at the takeaway, producing every card in her purse for one sandwich. card countered adj. Of a drinker: mentally tallying every card played while forgetting where the glass of water went. Darce was card countered, calculating the odds beneath the sofa with admirable concentration. card countinged adj. Of a drinker who has kept count of every card, every round, and none of the household keys. Jovann was card countinged, reciting probabilities while searching the kitchen for his shoes. card gamed adj. Describing a drinker who turns the sofa, the table and the evening into one prolonged game. Naryia was card gamed and challenged the sofa cushions to a rematch after midnight. card housed adj. A drinker so far gone that the cards have become a precarious house beside the sofa. Khalaya was card housed, building a fragile tower where the glass of water ought to stand. card indexed adj. The state of being drunk and filing every domestic object on imaginary cards. Klaryssa was card indexed, cataloguing the teaspoons while the kettle boiled itself dry. card keyed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a keycard for the answer to the kitchen cupboard. Kristiano was card keyed and tried to unlock the cupboard containing the clean glasses. card mechanicked adj. The drunkenness of one who handles every card like a professional sharp, including the one bearing the takeaway number. Bonner was card mechanicked, shuffling the shopping cards while the supper cooled. card of introductioned adj. Reduced by drink to introducing yourself repeatedly, with a printed recommendation apparently required each time. Myan was card of introductioned and presented his library card to his own flatmate. card of tenned adj. Softened by drink into standing one's ground beside the sofa, despite no opposition being offered. Natas was card of tenned and defended the kitchen doorway from an advancing mop. card punched adj. Sharpened by drink into making holes in anything flat, preferably paperwork found near the kitchen. Danayia was card punched and perforated the takeaway menu before anyone could order. card readered adj. Emboldened by drink to read every card-shaped object aloud, including the television remote. Voleta was card readered and announced the expiry date of the supermarket loyalty card. card removaled adj. Having drunk enough to hold your cards so close that nobody at the table can get a look in. Levontae kept his hand tight to his chest, thoroughly card removaled by closing time.