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CTCF'd adj. Still drunk, and regulating the morning's transcription with stern pauses between every sentence. Ddnna was CTCF'd, controlling the breakfast conversation with abrupt and unexplained stops. CTCSS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and transmitting a steady tone whenever you attempt speech. Arynn got CTCSS'd and answered every question with the same patient hum. CTD apparatused adj. Too drunk to distinguish conductivity, temperature and depth, yet determined to measure all three in the bath. Hindy was CTD apparatused, testing the bathwater repeatedly and recording results on a takeaway menu. CTD'd adj. Of a drinker who has reached the terminal domain of coordination and is now working backwards. Hanner was CTD'd by midnight, treating the top stair as an unexpected terminal. CTE'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly revisiting the same impact, whether or not it occurred. Lynnett was CTE'd and reconstructed the collision with the coat stand three times. CTF'd adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a team game from a personal military objective. Dequan went CTF'd and attempted to recover the pub's pennant from behind the bar. CTFE'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the coldest person present as a plastic manufacturing prospect. Ladaja got CTFE'd and proposed freezing the crisps into useful packaging. CTG'd adj. You are drunk and taking the room's pulse whenever someone reaches for the till. Marygrace got CTG'd and treated the pub clock as evidence of a developing crisis. CTI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every telephone call part of the bar service. Jocylin was CTI'd by the final round and put the taxi driver on hold for no reason. CTIO'd adj. The state of being drunk and innovating technologically until the solution is a pencil. Ahnaf became CTIO'd and proposed a revolutionary system for finding his glasses. CTIS'd adj. Too drunk to maintain even pressure across the evening's social arrangements, leaving some companions carrying the load. Leyann got CTIS'd and made Fayga support both the conversation and the walk home. CTL'd adj. The state of being drunk and evaluating every possible branch of the evening: next, finally, until, and weakly until. Esmi was CTL'd and considered every possible route to the kebab shop before standing up. CTLD'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired several lectin-like domains and is binding indiscriminately. Portland went CTLD'd, attaching himself to every conversation near the bar. CTM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every morning-after promise as though it were officially registered. Cardia woke CTM'd and announced that her resolution had acquired legal standing. CTN'd adj. The state of being drunk and assigning a tracking number to an item that has merely been misplaced. Yamilex was CTN'd and issued the missing phone with an implausibly official reference. CTO'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening's management structure can reasonably support, and surrendering the route home. Nikkolette was CTO'd, handing the taxi driver her phone and the entire evening’s remaining authority.