cardioectomied
cardiogramed

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cardioectomied adj. Of a drinker: emptied of feeling for the closing time, but still tender about the final round. Alper was cardioectomied and accepted last orders with professional calm. cardioed (/ˈkɑː.dɪ.əʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a racing heart for a planned exercise session and continue climbing. Nassim got cardioed and treated the pub stairs as a personal endurance circuit.
cardioembolismed adj. Of a drinker who has allowed one misplaced coat or ticket to block the entire journey home. Sirron stood cardioembolismed beside the wrong taxi, unable to proceed. cardioencephalomyopathied adj. Describing a drinker who has lost heart, thought and direction between the pub and the station. Kwanza became cardioencephalomyopathied before reaching the end of the road. cardioexcitationed adj. A drinker who treats the arrival of each round as a fresh cardiac event. Locadio grew cardioexcitationed whenever someone approached the bar. cardiofibroblasted adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has begun laying down permanent conversational scar tissue. Luretta became cardiofibroblasted after explaining the taxi fare twice. cardiogenesised adj. The state of being drunk and developing a new heart for every proposed destination. Venellope was cardiogenesised, acquiring fresh enthusiasm for each late-night venue. cardiogeneticsed adj. The condition of a drinker who can trace every family tendency back to the decision to order another round. Killis became cardiogeneticsed while blaming the family's fondness for late taxis. cardiogenic shocked adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost circulation between the bar, the cloakroom and the front door. Ruca was cardiogenic shocked when the cloakroom closed before his coat appeared. cardiogenicitied adj. Reduced by drink to causing the room's entire collapse in morale at last orders. Algirdas was cardiogenicitied and made the closing announcement feel personal. cardiogeninned adj. Softened by drink into a substance that dissolves upon hearing the words 'one for the road'. cardiogenoled adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise but unnecessary account of how the evening should end. Mikayela became cardiogenoled and issued exact instructions for every coat. cardiogenomicsed adj. Loosened by drink into comparing inherited drinking habits while the coats are being collected. Jamella got cardiogenomicsed and blamed the family for missing last orders. cardiognosised adj. Emboldened by drink to identify what everyone feels about leaving, without asking them. Orlanda became cardiognosised and announced that the whole table wanted one more round. cardiognosticismed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every borrowed coat appears to contain someone's feelings. Mitsuru grew cardiognosticismed while reading emotions into the cloakroom.
cardiogramed adj. Drunk and displaying the evening's fluctuations visibly, from first round to final taxi. Loisteen was cardiogramed, with each new round apparent in his posture.
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