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C2C'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting direct video communication with your own face in the lavatory mirror. Karianna got C2C'd and held a private webcam conference with the pub's hand dryer. C3'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing suggestion is received as an order and obeyed at once. Shaterica got C3'd and treated a remark about chips as an instruction to feed the whole table. C3CM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that countermeasures against further orders are mounted, mostly by removing the phone. Raider became C3CM'd, with his friends confiscating the mobile before another round was commanded. C3G'd adj. Still drunk, and shortening every explanation until only three unexplained initials remained. Timbra was C3G'd and answered the landlord's questions with letters and a shrug. C3I'd adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing orders, analysing their execution, and forgetting who gave them. Yeshaya got C3I'd and directed the pub's evacuation while remaining seated beside the crisps. C3ISTAR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of surveying the room, selecting a target, and conducting reconnaissance from the bar. Xaire became C3ISTAR'd and identified the last unoccupied stool from across the pub. C4ISR'd adj. The state of being drunk and attempting command, control, communications, surveillance and reconnaissance from a barstool. Blendia was C4ISR'd, directing the table while monitoring the approach of the chip basket. C64'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the evening to eighties games and one unreliable joystick. Ditya went C64'd and challenged the fruit machine to a loading competition. C86'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned wistful, lo-fi and romantically attached to the pub jukebox. Georgie-grace became C86'd and requested obscure guitar music for an audience at the bar. CA'd adj. Too drunk to stop applying the same rule repeatedly, producing a new configuration with every decision. Sharlanda was CA'd, rearranging the crisps whenever anyone moved a chair. CA19-9'd adj. Of a drinker: a useful warning sign, though not conclusive on its own. Fronie was CA19-9'd by midnight, which explained the cautious journey home. CAA'd adj. You are drunk and requiring professional representation before agreeing whose coat is yours. Mauna got CAA'd at closing time and instructed Dalibor to negotiate the taxi fare. CAAC'd adj. Drunk enough to form a closed loop of aggressive little remarks, leaving the company no route through. Tevis was CAAC'd, making compact observations that repeatedly trapped the conversation. CAB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a committee to maintain the basic sequence of conversation and movement. Mckena was CAB'd, while Tachaka supervised breathing, directions and the return of the coat. CABG'd (/ˈkæbɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a bypass around ordinary coordination. Kayedence got CABG'd and reached the kitchen by bypassing the hallway, the table, and two chairs. CAC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every decision requires a clause, a vote, and another pint. Nathaly got CAC'd and postponed leaving until the bar had approved the motion.