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CTOL'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure and arrival is horizontal, conventional and longer than anticipated. Besma was CTOL'd and required the full runway between her chair and the door. CTP'd adj. Of a drinker: accompanied home by an unwilling third party who has assumed responsibility. Haiqa was CTP'd, with Amelia-rose appointed to deliver her safely to the front door. CTR'd adj. Still drunk, and achieving a remarkable ratio of clicks to useful decisions. Benito was CTR'd, opening every advert and purchasing none of the required groceries. CTRL'd adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered control, especially at corners and on stairs. Azaneth went CTRL'd at the landing and let the banister determine the route. CTS'd adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly compressing the route from hand to glass. Azhari was CTS'd, gripping the water glass firmly while failing to lift it. CTSFO'd adj. Loosened by drink into a specialist firearms officer who has misplaced both the firearms and the assignment. Dibora became CTSFO'd and searched the pub for a tactical solution to the puddle. CTT'd adj. Of a drinker: transferring the cost of the evening to whoever remains solvent. Shantez was CTT'd and assigned the final round to an unsuspecting colleague. CTV'd adj. Drunk to the point where your personal target volume includes the surrounding furniture and one concerned bystander. Airyana was CTV'd, having expanded her treatment area to include the entire corner booth. CTVT'd adj. Reduced by drink to passing your social condition directly to anyone who remains within conversational range. Jaevyn got CTVT'd and left Rankin carrying the conversation away from the table. CTWT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the cooling tower's water temperature as the essential fact of the morning. Enso woke CTWT'd, checking the tap repeatedly as though it governed an industrial cooling system. CTZ'd adj. Of a drinker: receiving messages from the bloodstream and communicating them directly to the pavement. Kentravius was CTZ'd before dessert and made a dignified retreat towards the lavatory. CU'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the taxi fare as a member-owned cooperative with negotiable terms. Kynadee was CU'd, pooling coins on the pavement and offering every passenger a vote. CU46'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and proposing arrangements which the kitchen light cannot accept. Jaymie-lee got CU46'd and invited Donjuan behind the fridge for privacy. CUAS'd adj. The state of being drunk and countering imaginary aircraft with the coordination of a falling man. Lamor became CUAS'd and swatted at a drone that was actually a coat hook. CUB'd adj. Drunk enough to spend freely on conspicuous objects whose appeal requires explanation. Jivin was CUB'd and purchased a luminous watch from the station kiosk. CUD'd (/kʌdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to create, update and delete the morning's account in rapid succession. Echoe was CUD'd, creating one explanation, updating it twice and deleting the whole thing over coffee.