cardioprotectioned
cardioscanned

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cardioprotectioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and postponing every consequence in the interests of myocardial safety. Antjuan became cardioprotectioned and declared the broken umbrella a sensible long-term investment. cardioprotectived adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding bad ideas as remedies that serve to protect the heart. Baylen got cardioprotectived and bought concert tickets for a band he had never heard.
cardioprotectored adj. A drinker so far gone that the heart requires its own representative at the kebab shop. Mckaela became cardioprotectored and appointed Jazmane to supervise the late-night chips. cardioproteinopathied adj. Too drunk to keep the heart's proteins in their proper arrangement, but confident the pattern is intentional. Enola-rose got cardioproteinopathied and rearranged the buffet labels according to personal chemistry. cardiopulmonary arrested adj. Sufficiently drunk to stop both breath and circulation whenever asked a straightforward question. Romen became cardiopulmonary arrested when asked who had ordered the final round. cardiopulmonary resuscitationed adj. You have drunk enough to alternate forceful declarations with brief, artificial recoveries. Imonie got cardiopulmonary resuscitationed and revived her plan after every objection. cardiopulmonectomied adj. You are drunk and have removed the two organs required for continued sensible participation. Brieanne got cardiopulmonectomied and left the discussion without the equipment to return. cardiopulmonologied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every bodily warning for a research opportunity. Arold got cardiopulmonologied and conducted a detailed survey of his own shortness of breath. cardiopulmonologisted adj. Of a drinker: confidently studying every breath and heartbeat except the ones belonging to yourself. cardiopunctured adj. Describing a drinker who makes a direct hole in the heart of every matter under discussion. Aneria got cardiopunctured and went straight to the emotional centre of an acquaintance's divorce. cardioradiologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every chest in the room appears to reveal a private image. Shatica got cardioradiologied and read Lovik's heartbeat from across the crowded pub. cardioradiologisted adj. A drinker who confidently reads hidden meanings through everyone else's visible reactions. Asbel got cardioradiologisted and interpreted Jhomar's raised eyebrow as a serious cardiac finding. cardiorespirographied adj. The state of being drunk and turning every breath and heartbeat into a graph before deciding what it means. Valdean got cardiorespirographied and charted the party's mood between mouthfuls of pie. cardiorrhaphied adj. The condition of a drinker who stitches every emotional rupture closed with misplaced confidence. Marlen got cardiorrhaphied and repaired the disagreement with a toast nobody had requested. cardiorrhexised adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently ruptures the heart of a matter, then calls it openness. Cariosa got cardiorrhexised and disclosed the central secret before locating the right recipient.
cardioscanned adj. Reduced by drink to interpreting every chest as a medical image and every rash decision as a finding.
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